So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]
Episode 42: Hurt Long Title: I Hurt Myself Today. And I Became A Cliche Strapline: To Be A Creator. Not A Destroyer By: Missy Jubilee – Long Form Treatment. Pre-release Script – Writing On This Episode Started 5.50pm 11th October Finished At 12.03am 12th October 2014 Six Hours Of Post Psychosis Clarity Blues – Hurt […]
One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]
Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]
Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]
A former editor at Cosmopolitan, Leah Hardy, recently wrote an exposé about the practice of Photoshopping models to hide the health and aesthetic costs of extreme thinness. Below is an example featuring Cameron Diaz: The story about Diaz, in The Telegraph, includes the following description of the image’s manipulation: Face: Cheeks appear filled out Bust: Levelled Thighs: Wider in […]
The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]
Jodi Ellen Malpas’s erotic This Man trilogy has taken off in the US Erotic novelist Jodi Ellen Malpas was “overwhelmed” when sales of her book outstripped best-selling authors including Dan Brown and James Patterson. For a former health and safety officer who had self-published, it was a huge achievement. She released the first of her […]
In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]
World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the “Body Issue” of ESPN Magazine. Radwanska, 24, who makes no secret of her strong Catholic faith, is photographed in profile without a stitch, sitting in a lawn chair by a pool filled with tennis balls. While […]
Vice In September of this year, a 15 year old girl named Amanda Todd from British Columbia posted a video onto Youtube wherein she detailed a terribly fucked up story with Bob Dylan-esque cue cards, of how one internet pedophile had deliberately destroyed her happiness. You can get all of the painful details from the video, but […]
When I was 18, I liked to trawl through Facebook to try and find the strangest people I could. I guess it was my slightly creepy way of trying to understand people I’d never have the chance to meet in real life—Tanzanian lawyers, Portuguese surfers, British crack addicts, and Cambridge boxers have all been on […]
Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]
The photographer who took pictures of Nigella Lawson being assaulted by her husband says the attack lasted for “27 minutes of madness” but he didn’t intervene because he feared being arrested himself. Snapper Jean-Paul says the incident outside a London restaurant shouldn’t be brushed under the carpet and the celebrity chef Lawson was “properly abused” […]
New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]
Serena Williams tried to defuse her war of words with Maria Sharapova on Sunday as the Wimbledon champion claimed she had apologised to the Russian for criticising her private life. Williams, a 16-time Grand Slam winner, infuriated Sharapova by making a thinly-veiled reference to the world number three’s relationship with Bulgarian player Grigor Dimitrov, believed […]
Hugh Jackman has taken a wrecking ball to rumours that he is gay, after admitting that he is ”frustrated” by the constant speculation over his sexuality. The actor told Channel Nine’s 60 Minutes on Sunday night that if he was gay, he would not make a secret of it. ”If I was, I would be,” he told […]
Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, bound by TV moralities, enjoy oral sex under the covers. It’s one way to do it, it can get pretty hot under there though. (click on image to animate)
Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.
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A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]
The title is really self explanative. This video made quite an impression when it was released in 2009. Kylie Minogue for underwear brand Agent Provocateur.
The next video ‘Naked Soul’ should be uploaded to Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com next week. It’s a short film that documents the two weeks between Cream’D and Showerlust (Showerlust is yet to be released). Here’s the Vimeo release poster for Naked Soul.
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Marissa Powell, the Miss Utah entrant in the Miss USA 2013 pageant, has attracted substantial interest on social media thanks to her somewhat confused response to a question regarding the gender inequality of wages in the US. Attempting to address the question by referring to education, her poor use of grammar added a sense of […]
Tennis champion Serena Williams is facing an angry backlash after suggesting that a teenage rape victim ‘‘shouldn’t have put herself in that position’’ and was ‘‘lucky’’ not to have been further injured in a crime that transfixed the US. The world’s top-ranked women’s player questioned why the 16-year-old victim, who was raped by two high school […]
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Rupert Murdoch, the 82-year-old billionaire chairman of News Corp. (NWSA), filed for divorce from his third wife, Wendi Deng Murdoch, who famously defended him from a pie-hurling assailant. The divorce filing said the “relationship between husband and wife has broken down irretrievably,” said Steven Rubenstein, a spokesman for Murdoch with Rubenstein Communications, in a telephone […]
It can’t be easy being a handsome state senator’s wife. You’ve seen what happens to those who reach even higher office and you count the number of wives some of them have had. The mathematical odds don’t look so good. Heather McGill, wife of Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who has decided to get her […]
That Miley Cyrus certainly is a giver. Having already posted several pics offering fans a glimpse of the upcoming music video for her hit tune, “We Can’t Stop,” the 20-year-old singer has graciously revealed another new shot on Twitter. Decked out in a crop top and and some skintight leggings, the pop star strikes a seductively sexy pose on a bed. […]
Bernie: It is the damnable duality of you at once being a dream, and at the same time being a reality, that has me captivated – I cannot escape you in either world I occupy. Apart from being very erotic, which is wonderful, it’s your brutal honesty and courage that I am addicted to. It is […]
For more than a century, the Boy Scouts of America has had something of a monopoly on neckerchiefs, knot-tying, merit badges and all manner of backcountry skills for boys, treating snakebite and frostbite alike. No more. The protracted debate over whether to allow gay Scouts and Scout leaders has angered many church leaders and parents […]
Two bare-breasted female protesters burst on to the stage at the final of Germany’s Next Top Model TV show, hosted by the German ex-supermodel Heidi Klum late Thursday. As the finalists appeared with Klum, two Femen feminist supporters, one with “Heidi Horror Picture Show” written in English across her naked chest and stomach, stormed on […]
It’s the international romance that has everyone talking and looks set to keep tongues wagging. The high-profile hook-up between Aussie IronWoman Candice Falzon and Manchester United star recruit Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira hit Fleet Street headlines after Falzon posted snaps on Twitter of herself at Old Trafford watching two matches last month. Friends of […]
The 16th release of The Future Love Sex Art Projekt released on Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com
You may recall that Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, was recently found guilty of false imprisonment, assault and interfering with a witness. Well, he’s identified who the real guilty party is: you people in the jury, who are just all jealous of the fact that you’re not Joe Francis. “Just to convict people […]
American billionaire and Netscape founder Jim Clarke and his Australian wife, model Kristy Hinze, have listed their Point Piper bolthole for more than $7 million. The couple’s spacious three-bedroom apartment is in the waterfront block Sienna, which they bought in 2009 for $7.65 million from receivers PPB Advisory after the developer Michael Bezzina, of Bezzina […]
Yesterday, Hollywood actor Michael Douglas announced that his battle with thyroid cancer was caused by oral sex – or more specifically, the HPV virus frequently contracted through oral sex. The 68 year-old, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, initially blamed an indulgent lifestyle of cigarettes and […]
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