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Missy Jubilee. 061 Slut Zero PREVIEW

A short preview of a film that has been a long time coming – Slut Zero Full episode release next week – 10th August 2016

Missy Jubilee. 058. Fucking Dreams

Watch Film Jesus said “Is there any fucking in this film. I said “Well, there’s fucking dreams. Is that good enough for you?” Jesus said “Is that all?” I said “Well, there’s a fucking music video too” Jesus said “There’s a music video with fucking in it?” I said “That’s not what I said, but […]

Missy Jubilee. 056. Bad Mthrfckr

Watch film The writing behind the film Pulling on a cigarette Dragging the covers back Swinging feet to the cold floor 2007 Is there anything more But to wait Ask a lot of questions The voice says Ask them again and again Over and over Until the answers Make sense Until this makes sense Having […]

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As fuck. SOUNDTRACK

The full extended mix of the Deep soundtrack. It’s deep. Deep as fuck Listen to some dope remixxxes  

Missy Jubilee. Episode 047.1 Schtick Films

Watch a Schtick Film Listen to the Schtick soundtrack Look at Schtick pictures (SFW) Look at Schtick pictures (NSFW)

Script for the upcoming film ‘Loosey’

Long form script: episode 44 of 250 “Loosey” You got a branch loose up in your brain forest girlfriend This was a film about a 30 year best friendship That experienced an unfortunate side hustle Towards nope, no way, nuh uh The cause was circular And yet distant Perhaps I was only Coherent as a […]

Masturbativ. Episode 43 of 250. Pre-release preview

Masturbativ Writing the code of a corrupt human Watch film Script  Do you ever wonder if loneliness is a truth or a war? Like North Korea it is a state that defies negotiation Loneliness is a relationship with oneself in itself Allowing conscience to crawl from under the bed and say fuck it if I […]

Washing Day. Epilogue. In Nihilism I Trust

She fucked up She slipped up She got all hooked up With what she shouldn’t Have No-fucks-given sex A river of perversion In search of the soul-less sea Inside me Baby girl Got turned around Turned out Seeking the impossible When it wasn’t probable Thinking in such a way Non linear Non logical Living On […]

Washing Day. An over-exposed pictorial

Washing Day An over-exposed pictorial deep dive into my childhood confusion regarding the sexualisation of domestic chores – for an audience of one peeking over the neighbours fence. His name was Brian. I wonder where he is now. I hope I didn’t break his brain Stills, long form script & background briefing about the upcoming film ‘Washing […]

Two years lived fermentationally in the world of Low Down Dirty Art

An ode on taking sensible advice … In the business Of a life Lived At the mercy of Art And past carnal encounters Days are dirty Low down Dirty For reasons best known to… Who cares You got the gist It’s hard It takes more Than one note to Create a harmony So ‘they’ say […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

My recipe for writing about sex. You can read it. Or eat it

  My recipe for baking literary cakes About my sex life is: 1 part fantasy A tablespoon of memories 500ml of sexual experience Pour into a witches crucible Pre-heated to hot-as-hell Then Cool for a nano-second, but not long enough to reflect on Then Churn Burn And Crush Un-neccessary morals Into scattered pigments of knowledge […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

Knowledge. Why I Write & Read

Days when my motivation experiences a rallentando Due to everything I don’t know rallentando/adjective, adverb – (music) becoming slower, slackening. Word Origin: Italian, from rallentare, to slow down Some days I need a password A password to A site Called Motherfuckerallpeacefulanshit.com Days when the gut is wrung full of knots Knots you need knowledge to Get […]

I Was A Troubled Child Gone Wild

She is frenetic, said some Possessed, exclaimed others But she did not try to injure anyone — Lucien Arreat, “Pathology of Artists,” The Alienist and Neurologist   The Troubled Child This is the poem Of the troubled child Say it softly For the poem is wild – Can you love a monster With a frightening name Like little […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

Australian Weekend Style

  A photo essay of where we live. And Sundays Small town by the sea in Australia, population 2000 This may not be typical for all Australians, most of who live in Sydney or Melbourne p.s. we don’t live in that colourful house. It’s just a cool house. We live on a 20 acre farm […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

Who’s Really Interested in Alternate Relationships?

Consensually (or openly) non-monogamous relationships are long-term committed relationships where the partners have an explicit agreement to have outside sexual partners and/or romantic relationships. Some, like swingers, are more focused on multiple sexual partners; others, like polyamorists, are more focused on multiple loving relationships, but they all share a commitment to honesty about their nonexclusivity—as opposed to the typical approach of […]

In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises

Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom. Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the […]

During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like And Men Are Less Aggressive

  The human body is a wonder, but perhaps the most curious and quintessential aspect of the human experience is the orgasm. The body’s sexual response is typically broken down in four stages: excitement, plateau of arousal, orgasm, and resolution. Following arousal, the brain stimulates blood flow to the genitals, your heartbeat and breathing increase, […]

Miranda Kerr strips nude in Reebok commercial

Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

Requiem 31.1 Full script

Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn   “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]

The Rise of Sexting

TIPS FOR MEN Who’s this for?  Guys– as much as you love your package (we know you do) and are so proud of all it can do—please consider how a woman feels about seeing the same thing appear on her small screen.   A woman may not be as turned on by receiving this type of […]

Chain’D Preview released

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11 things guys take for granted

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H.2.OH released

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H.2.OH Preview

A short preview of H.2.OH – which will be released 30th August. Watch preview  

Why shower sex rules – 8 wet gifs

Shower sex is a simple but very effective fantasy and if it’s done right, it can be super hot and satisfying. As well as refreshing. Shower sex always looks so cool. It’s sexy, you’re naked but you’re not cold, and you’re standing up. However, it’s not always that… practical. But who cares, it’s a fantasy, […]

4 Secrets to a Perfectly Imperfect Relationship

On a fateful evening back in December of 2008, I met the man of my dreams. I just didn’t know it yet. It started with a cheesy pick up line — or so I thought — until I realized that he was really that sincere and sweet. He told me that my arms looked amazing […]

Fashion Fetish

This film was directed by Marie Schuller, SHOWstudio‘s head of fashion films, for the Fashion Fetish series. Titled “Oyster”, the film explores an exhibitionist fantasy in the London metro and conveys a very dark and mysterious atmosphere. Like a ghost, model Anita De Bauch imagines herself getting naked and dancing in front of the other passengers, something I think we’ve […]

A Facebook For Escorts

You’re never more than a few clicks away from all kinds of adult entertainment online – pictures, erotic movies, whatever your heart desires. Now a site called Slixa is trying to harness the power of social media for the world’s oldest profession. The site functions as a localized directory of escorts, erotic masseuses, dominatrixes, fetish workers, and […]

Talking with a high-end sex worker

Gloria Van Vaulkner spoke to The Feed, broadcast 7.30pm weeknights SBS 2 about her experiences, life and work in the sex-trade and how to keep a client from falling in love. When I started working as a private escort I quickly established myself as a Girlfriend Experience (GFE) provider. It always suited my personality as […]

Real Life Russian Barbie

The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]

Ctrl Alt Del Me

Meet my parents. They tried to control me. They tried to alter me. Then they deleted me. And what was left was me. The new video is up. 4 days ahead of schedule. Woohoo. http://www.missyjubilee.com

Most men wish women would split bills on dates

Two out of three men think women should help pay for a date, although most feel guilty about accepting their money, a US study suggests. Of the 64 per cent wanting to split the bill, 44 per cent said they would even ditch a love interest who never doled out any dollars. That said, 76 […]

Is ageing a process that we simply have to accept as a fact of life?

A philosopher would say yes. Many doctors would also agree: our cells eventually reach a point where they can no longer divide and either die or reach senescence, or retirement phase. Scientists believe in the Hayflick limit (named after molecular biologist Leonard Hayflick, who advanced the idea of limited somatic cell division), which says no […]

Financial domination is an expensive fetish

Being a financial dominatrix is a lot like being an accountant. Except for the fact that people masturbate over your penny-watching and you’re more likely to work from in front of a webcam than behind a desk in a pantsuit. The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or “pay pigs,” as they’re known within […]

Church group drops Agnieszka Radwanska over nude pose

World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the “Body Issue” of ESPN Magazine. Radwanska, 24, who makes no secret of her strong Catholic faith, is photographed in profile without a stitch, sitting in a lawn chair by a pool filled with tennis balls. While […]

Orgasming with Stoya

Hysterical Literature is a video art project by Photographer and Filmmaker Clayton Cubitt. Launched in August 2012, it became a viral phenomenon because of its originality and quality! The concept: women choose a book to read and, seated at a table, they begin to read it. So far, so good. What we don’t see at first, but […]

How ‘crotch sweat’ became the new enemy in feminine hygiene

As a woman there’s plenty to be self-conscious about already. Do we really need this as well, asks Bellinda Kontominas. As a woman there’s plenty to be self-conscious about. At what point do laugh lines turn into wrinkles? How much upper-lip hair actually constitutes a ‘mo’? And is there anything in which one’s bum doesn’t […]

Pot farm raid reveals horrifying tale of teen’s alleged captivity

Arrested: Ryan Balletto. When US authorities raided the marijuana growing operation, they found greenhouses filled with plants over six feet (1.8 metres) tall, neatly lined with individual irrigation systems. But the rest of the property, one federal agent recalled, looked like a horror scene. They found dilapidated trailers where farmers appeared to live, caches of […]

Three teen girls plead not guilty to pimping

According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]

Life advice from a pimp

When I was 18, I liked to trawl through Facebook to try and find the strangest people I could. I guess it was my slightly creepy way of trying to understand people I’d never have the chance to meet in real life—Tanzanian lawyers, Portuguese surfers, British crack addicts, and Cambridge boxers have all been on […]

Why are girls starting puberty sooner?

Puberty announces itself to girls with growing breasts and their first period. This process, fuelled by significant hormonal changes, is hard on girls no matter how mentally mature they may appear. In 1901, the median age for girls going through puberty was approximately 14 years and there was little difference among ethnicities. But things have […]

Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]