Facebook have banned me permanently because I would not out myself and give them my real name and address. I have had two serious stalking events in the last 3 months. Not cyber stalking. Real stalking. If you haven’t been stalked, let me tell you it’s freaky. Facebook is determined to deliver ‘real people’ to […]
One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]
*Oh my! What have we here? It’s a lil’ sumthin’ sumthin’ to get your motor going this morning/afternoon. We’re talking supermodel Tyson Beckford and transgender model Ines Rau getting their skin-to-skin on and we get to oggle! If you’re wondering, the photo spread is OOB magazine and were done by photographer Rodolfo Martinez. According to […]
So not every guy proposes with lip syncing, rolling cameras, and a choreographed entourage. Yeah — so what if your dad didn’t? He just pulled that beat-up Volkswagon Rabbit of his over in front of Murray Reesor’s hundred acre farm right there where Grey Township meets Elma Township, pulled out a little red velvet box, and whispered […]
Your partner shouldn’t be sending erotic texts, nude photos, and videos to others once you’ve decided to be exclusive. By: Ellie Advice, I met a wonderful man four months ago. Having just met his out-of-town family and friends, I’m excited and definitely see him as my future husband. However, I stumbled upon some suggestive and […]
I’m used to being told by society that I must regulate my body to fit the norm. I’m used to the fact that images of unaltered women are seen as unacceptable. I’ve taught myself to ignore it (as much as I can) and through the Internet (via sites like ROOKIE) and social media platforms (like Instagram […]
Did you know that productivity losses from non-work related internet surfing have been pegged at high as 40 percent and, despite this, just 15 percent of businesses have an office social media policy? Subsequently, platforms like Twitter and Facebook have become a veritable haven for time suckage during office hours, and many businesses are […]
Watch Sexual Zeitgeist preview (2.30) Below is the full script for the preview of Sexual Zeitgeist. The full episode deals with my response to my parents dis-owning me and never wanting to have anything to do with me again, unless I change back to who I was. When you back someone into a […]
The mum-of-two says just the sight of a bakery is enough to send her weak at the knees and out of breath View Obese Sammee Matthews has a condition which makes her so turned on by food she even scoffs doughnuts during sex. Twenty eight stone Sammee was diagnosed with sitophilia – an erotic obsession […]
Lindsay Lohan has been criticised by The Canyons director for failing to support the movie. Paul Schrader has hit out at the 27-year-old actress – who he previously referred to as a ‘talented but unpredictable star’ – for her lack of support at the Venice film festival last month and for turning her back on […]
I’m a spiritual medium; I receive and pass on messages and profound insights from the spirit world to the everyday world. Believe it or not, the dead have a lot of relationship advice for the living. And when you think about it, why wouldn’t they? They’ve already been through it, and after learning from their […]
Beyond their historical role in the Middle East political changes, Twitter and other social media networking sites have created a safe space for a population pulled between loyalty to culture and natural needs to express a collective wild sexuality. Up to now, a discussion about Arab sexuality is often a classical case study of […]
Katharina Rembi is a 25 yo model from Hamburg, Germany with an Italian background. If you can’t see a very very evident similarity to Natalie Portman, you need to adjust your google glass. You only live once
Vice: So I was reading about a student magazine that wanted to put photos of vaginas all over its front cover, and feeling all righteous and right-on about it, ‘cos the people involved all sounded ace. The college mag Honi Soit got 18 brilliant students at Sydney University, Australia, to have their genitals photographed. The plan was to put […]
Dear Miley, So how are you feeling about things this morning? About your career? About the response to your grinding declaration of adulthood on the VMAs last night? At least I assume that’s what you were aiming to declare. Like everyone who was once a child, you think it is very, very important to announce that you […]
Proud veterans of upholding the true Australian spirit and champions of phallic obstructions on otherwise vanilla newspaper spreads, Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun, faced a brief hiatus from bestowing jizzed up creations to the world, tainting sensibilities in the most ingenious fashion, after Facebook requested that the legends ‘clean up’ their page. Honestly, the […]
The Hanoi Department of Culture, Sports and Tourism on Aug 30 fined Next Top bar VND3.5 million (US$165) for hosting a pole dance where singer/actress Angela Phuong Trinh donned a ‘transparent’ jumpsuit and performed erotic moves last week. Meanwhile, according to Vo Trong Nam, deputy head of the Ho Chi Minh City Department of Culture, […]
A highly-scientific “demographically-based” survey using quantifiable, empirical evidence like ‘which emoji best represents your #feels?’ has found that one in four youths experience social media shame after posting a necessary YOLO update that they later feared could jeopardise the current or future job prospects. Basically, Future Employment FOMO. Of the one thousand surveyed American youths […]
INSTAGRAM is a great way to keep your friends and fans in the loop but sometimes its wise to stop, check and then check again before posting photos on the social media site. Unfortunately one Sydney-based promotions man forgot this important advice on Friday when he posted an unintentional nude selfie to his 2000-odd […]
Couples that communicate openly and effectively tend to have stronger, more successful marriages. And some conversations — about things like kids, money and religion — are important to have before you think about taking that walk down the aisle. On Tuesday, we asked our followers on Twitter and Facebook to tell us the most important pre-wedding discussions […]
The Watch Internet Network (WIN) yesterday said that complaints over pictures of erotic figurines have risen dramatically recently, and that the pictures have become another source of Internet pornography. Internet pornography was the No. 1 source of complaints about Internet content, accounting for 46 percent of the complaints it received from August last year to […]
In news this week: Sydney University higher-ups were shocked to discover that there were actual human vaginas on campus (the nerve!) and were forced to have them immediately hidden from view and possibly guillotined. The Sydney University newspaper, Honi Soit (which roughly translates to “shamed be he who thinks evil of it” #relevant), pitched […]
Hey, here’s a crazy idea: How about society stops teaching girls to be ashamed of their sexuality and who they are, and starts encouraging girls to be strong, opinionated, bad-ass individuals instead? Here, let Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie break it down for you in seven gifs.
According to The Sydney Morning Herald, a “ransomware” virus implemented by cyber criminals allows hackers to find users accessing adult websites, activate their webcams, lock their desktops, send them an “incriminating” photo of themselves, warn the mass debater that they have broken federal laws “relating to child pornography, copyright or privacy” and demand they pay a […]
You’re never more than a few clicks away from all kinds of adult entertainment online – pictures, erotic movies, whatever your heart desires. Now a site called Slixa is trying to harness the power of social media for the world’s oldest profession. The site functions as a localized directory of escorts, erotic masseuses, dominatrixes, fetish workers, and […]
The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]
‘The chances of getting hooked on uglier and crueller porn, distorting and disturbing their faith in human warmth and lovingness, and becoming disabled around normal healthy girls, is increasingly high.’ A great deal of parenting is timeless, but some things change so fast you can barely blink, and one of those is the rise of […]
Being a financial dominatrix is a lot like being an accountant. Except for the fact that people masturbate over your penny-watching and you’re more likely to work from in front of a webcam than behind a desk in a pantsuit. The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or “pay pigs,” as they’re known within […]
Vice In September of this year, a 15 year old girl named Amanda Todd from British Columbia posted a video onto Youtube wherein she detailed a terribly fucked up story with Bob Dylan-esque cue cards, of how one internet pedophile had deliberately destroyed her happiness. You can get all of the painful details from the video, but […]
According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]
When I was 18, I liked to trawl through Facebook to try and find the strangest people I could. I guess it was my slightly creepy way of trying to understand people I’d never have the chance to meet in real life—Tanzanian lawyers, Portuguese surfers, British crack addicts, and Cambridge boxers have all been on […]
Pouty self portraits have turned boy-girl relations into a cut-throat sexual rat race. If social media only caused narcissism, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. Instagram and Facebook are social networks that not only breed narcissistic tendencies but transform relations into a sexual rat race. On these ubiquitous portals, the popularity of girls is hotly […]
ARMY officers involved in a new email scandal rocking the Australian Defence Force (ADF) allegedly filmed themselves having sex with fellow military personnel and civilians before sending the images to their colleagues. Army chief Lieutenant-General David Morrison on Thursday revealed more than 100 personnel are being investigated over the exchange of explicit and “profane” material […]
It can’t be easy being a handsome state senator’s wife. You’ve seen what happens to those who reach even higher office and you count the number of wives some of them have had. The mathematical odds don’t look so good. Heather McGill, wife of Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who has decided to get her […]
So you have been best friends since school, you’ve laughed, cried and ridden this rollercoaster called life together. It feels like there’s nothing you haven’t pulled each other out of or through. So what do you do if you find out that a friend is being cheated on? Melinda Capel, 36, a stay at home […]
The 16th release of The Future Love Sex Art Projekt released on Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com
Yesterday, Hollywood actor Michael Douglas announced that his battle with thyroid cancer was caused by oral sex – or more specifically, the HPV virus frequently contracted through oral sex. The 68 year-old, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, initially blamed an indulgent lifestyle of cigarettes and […]
Dirk_gently: Do you think in the future people will evolve an ‘unsubscribe’ button? The worst of humanity and the best of…
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Marvin Feinbub: I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. On a creative year 2017!
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dirk_gently: Spit on the palm, suck on the fingers. Puckered, hard and ready. Yep. There go those goosebumps.
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