Burlesque: The erotic art of keeping clothes on

  Burlesque, which is sometimes thought synonymous with stripping, is arguably more about keeping clothes on than taking them off. The costume transforms the act into an opulent spectacle. Dancers are celebrated for having unique and elaborate costumes. They establish the tone and theme of the act, and are essential in defining a dancer’s performance. […]

Are You Ugly Or Just Lazy?

Men’s grooming and fashion are multibillion-dollar industries that rely on your insecurities to stay afloat. Your anguished morning glance in the mirror is worth a lot of money to a lot of people. But here’s a little secret: In many, if not most, cases, the difference between an ugly man and a reasonably attractive man — and I’m telling […]

Leg Warmer Porn

“I’ll squander the hours I should be working trolling the internet for pictures of women whose leg warmers have been spattered with semen. You could call this my kink.” – Lewis “Teabag” Miner, Home Land Legwarmers piss me off in a way that other types of “let’s forget it never happened” fashion fads don’t. Because […]

Nude Washing Day

Anything to spice up hanging out washing. Anything at all. This would be a good start. Headed in the right direction you might say. Anyone second the motion. Ok then. Thank you. Nude Washing Day. It is now a thing.