Tag Archives: legal

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Washing Day. An over-exposed pictorial

Washing Day An over-exposed pictorial deep dive into my childhood confusion regarding the sexualisation of domestic chores – for an audience of one peeking over the neighbours fence. His name was Brian. I wonder where he is now. I hope I didn’t break his brain Stills, long form script & background briefing about the upcoming film ‘Washing […]

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet Subtitle: Courts are for judgment. Not poets interosculate/verb – to form a connecting link Earth interosculating with Missy This is Houston Mission Control What’s your attitude Missy? Over My attitude Is I am searching for a way To forget Houston To forget my dubious gangster credentials Ugly things are […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises

Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom. Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

Here’s An Updated Tally Of All The People Who Have Ever Died From A Marijuana Overdose

Here’s a a GIF that still accurately shows all of the people who have died after overdosing on pot:                   Yeah, not a single person has ever died from a weed overdose. We don’t have numbers on pandas, but we’re guessing it’s about the same. Read more […]

Host left feeling ‘violated’ after Airbnb nightmare

The Airbnb host became suspicious when she noticed her guests were wearing bumbags. Source: Supplied   A WOMAN who rented out her apartment on Airbnb became suspicious when her two male guests arrived wearing bumbags with no luggage. She assumed they were drug dealers. The reality was much more disturbing. Nicole, from Washington DC, was […]

Chain’D Preview released

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H.2.OH Preview

A short preview of H.2.OH – which will be released 30th August. Watch preview  

How Do You Feel About Sex and Teenage Sleepovers?

I recently picked up Alain de Botton’s How to Think More About Sex, which generated a very interesting conversation with a car full of teens about how they are taught to think about sex. Why not teach children, I suggested, how to have sex well, the way you teach them how to do other things? This, for […]

A Facebook For Escorts

You’re never more than a few clicks away from all kinds of adult entertainment online – pictures, erotic movies, whatever your heart desires. Now a site called Slixa is trying to harness the power of social media for the world’s oldest profession. The site functions as a localized directory of escorts, erotic masseuses, dominatrixes, fetish workers, and […]

Is Gay Marriage a Threat to Traditional Marriage?

  When You Have Common Sense Like This Guy, Who Needs To Argue With Homophobes? With the gay marriage movement in America only about a quarter complete (yikes, right?), 37 states are still in need of a little common sense. Thankfully, Wayne State University professor and author John Corvino is here to give it to […]

Talking with a high-end sex worker

Gloria Van Vaulkner spoke to The Feed, broadcast 7.30pm weeknights SBS 2 about her experiences, life and work in the sex-trade and how to keep a client from falling in love. When I started working as a private escort I quickly established myself as a Girlfriend Experience (GFE) provider. It always suited my personality as […]

Should transgender people have to disclose their gender before sex

It’s now against the law to suck dick if you have a dick and you don’t tell the dick you’re sucking that you have a dick. Or if you used to have a dick. Or if you have a pussy when they think you have a dick. Or a pussy. Or something. In the UK, […]

Drawing dicks on Prince William

In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]

Financial domination is an expensive fetish

Being a financial dominatrix is a lot like being an accountant. Except for the fact that people masturbate over your penny-watching and you’re more likely to work from in front of a webcam than behind a desk in a pantsuit. The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or “pay pigs,” as they’re known within […]

Pot farm raid reveals horrifying tale of teen’s alleged captivity

Arrested: Ryan Balletto. When US authorities raided the marijuana growing operation, they found greenhouses filled with plants over six feet (1.8 metres) tall, neatly lined with individual irrigation systems. But the rest of the property, one federal agent recalled, looked like a horror scene. They found dilapidated trailers where farmers appeared to live, caches of […]

Suicide by social media

Vice  In September of this year, a 15 year old girl named Amanda Todd from British Columbia posted a video onto Youtube wherein she detailed a terribly fucked up story with Bob Dylan-esque cue cards, of how one internet pedophile had deliberately destroyed her happiness. You can get all of the painful details from the video, but […]

Three teen girls plead not guilty to pimping

According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]

Life advice from a pimp

When I was 18, I liked to trawl through Facebook to try and find the strangest people I could. I guess it was my slightly creepy way of trying to understand people I’d never have the chance to meet in real life—Tanzanian lawyers, Portuguese surfers, British crack addicts, and Cambridge boxers have all been on […]

Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

Photographer defends Nigella Lawson pictures

The photographer who took pictures of Nigella Lawson being assaulted by her husband says the attack lasted for “27 minutes of madness” but he didn’t intervene because he feared being arrested himself. Snapper Jean-Paul says the incident outside a London restaurant shouldn’t be brushed under the carpet and the celebrity chef Lawson was “properly abused” […]

You Will Get Raped in That Dress

  According to a new study conducted by the Canadian Women’s Foundation, one in five Canadians think that a woman provokes sexual assault if she is drunk and 11 per cent believe she encourages sexual assault when she wears a short skirt. But in my opinion, the most shocking finding was that younger adults, aged 18 […]

Playboy boyfriend guilty of killing fashion designer lover

  New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]

Taxi driver banned for inviting teen to try prostitution

A Sydney taxi driver has been banned from working after he suggested a 17-year-old passenger should ”prostitute himself” during a trip in the inner west. The teenager, who cannot be identified, reported driver Vilame Sodiki’s sexually explicit comments to Roads and Maritime Services this year and it cancelled his authority to drive a taxi. Mr […]

(In)decent exposure

On a hot August evening in 2005, after an art opening at a Lower East Side studio, Phoenix Feeley stepped outside for some fresh air. She then did something that would lead to her arrest, a stint at Bellevue psychiatric hospital, multiple court appearances, and ultimately a $29,000 settlement: she unzipped the top of her […]

Jackman slams gay rumours

Hugh Jackman has taken a wrecking ball to rumours that he is gay, after admitting that he is ”frustrated” by the constant speculation over his sexuality. The actor told Channel Nine’s 60 Minutes on Sunday night that if he was gay, he would not make a secret of it. ”If I was, I would be,” he told […]

Woman ‘thought sex was with husband’

A Duntroon officer cadet has gone on trial accused of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay in the dark, waiting for her husband to come home. The woman fell asleep on the couch of her Duntroon home, hoping her husband would return from a formal company dinner in the early hours of April 5 […]

The most erotic and hottest kissing session

Click here to watch Sarah and Marlene’s kiss A kiss is what starts it all. Very often, the quality of the kissing is a determining factor in the future relationship. It tells you so much about the other person. The way he uses his tongue, how fast he goes, the way he holds you while […]

Ear licking

One of the sexiest .gif’s I have seen. Click on photo to watch animation

Hands up

Hands up. Amongst other things. These bank robbers are getting very creative.

Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to jail

A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]

Peep Show Princess

Peep Show Princess screensaver. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Bottoms

Sexy without being at all personal, and that’s the kinda sexy you need sometimes. “Mummy, why did all those ladies forget to put pants on this morning?”. They’re sluts darling. “Oh. I didn’t realise it was lifestyle based choice. I thought it might be mass hysteria. Or co-incidence”. There is no such thing as co-incidence […]

Geeky Porn Girl

1st Orgasm and Cream’D videos are featured on geekyporngirl.com  sex blog. “This video has a feature that I rarely seen or never seen in an erotic film, you can read throughout the video an erotic story which adds more to this short sensual film”. Read more​ Video views on Vimeo pass 300,000 in just 3 […]

Serena Williams: teen rape victim ‘lucky’

Tennis champion Serena Williams is facing an angry backlash after suggesting that a teenage rape victim ‘‘shouldn’t have put herself in that position’’ and was ‘‘lucky’’ not to have been further injured in a crime that transfixed the US. The world’s top-ranked women’s player questioned why the 16-year-old victim, who was raped by two high school […]

We love good sex

A Saturday morning feeling with Missy Jubilee Posted by Lucie Blush http://www.welovegoodsex.com It’s Saturday morning (well, afternoon but I got up late), the sun is shining (kinda) and all is well in the world (not really but let’s say it is). What will make you feel even more awesome? A super nice video of a […]

ADF officers allegedly emailed sex films

ARMY officers involved in a new email scandal rocking the Australian Defence Force (ADF) allegedly filmed themselves having sex with fellow military personnel and civilians before sending the images to their colleagues. Army chief Lieutenant-General David Morrison on Thursday revealed more than 100 personnel are being investigated over the exchange of explicit and “profane” material […]

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver.

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver. More @ http://www.missyjubilee.com.

Rupert goes to Spiltsville

Rupert Murdoch, the 82-year-old billionaire chairman of News Corp. (NWSA), filed for divorce from his third wife, Wendi Deng Murdoch, who famously defended him from a pie-hurling assailant. The divorce filing said the “relationship between husband and wife has broken down irretrievably,” said Steven Rubenstein, a spokesman for Murdoch with Rubenstein Communications, in a telephone […]

FUCK!

Message from Bernie: I so don’t want to be one of those weirdo-psycho fuckers that I so loath, and I will try not to sexualize you more than I should, but goddamn it Missy J! It is not easy to ignore that part of me that craves your body. Holy shit …! FYI, In my […]

Accused of killing his lover with part of a juice extractor

Along the row of nondescript narrow Victorian terraces there is one that stands pinkly out. Loudly rendered in two-tone bright pink and red ochre, with bougainvillea cascading from lace ironwork, and a sign that reads “Casa del Mario”, its style might be described as Gay Italianate. Which is exactly what it is. It was from […]

Fuck what they think screensaver

Fuck what they think.

I dress for boys screensaver

Girls don’t dress for boys. If girls dressed for boys, they would walk around naked all day. I dress for boys. More screensavers & wallpapers at http://www.missyjubilee.com

The gang who couldn’t shoot straight

Seriously, you could give this photo to 10 psychiatrists and it would keep them busy for a decade. There’s some intense passive/agressive control issues being acted out here by someone – and yes I’m looking at you Mr Photographer – if I could see you.

Tight as a peach

I’m thinking hot and wet, and not in a good way.