Archive | June, 2013

10 signs that your wife looks for when you’re cheating

So what do women look for to see if you’re cheating? This is an article from a womens blog telling women what to look out for. He’s Suddenly Shaving If your husband’s grooming habits suddenly take a change for the better, then you might have to be concerned that you’re not the one he is […]

Don’t look

It must be gif Thursday. Another sexy gif. Girls are taught not to look, but she’s naughty. Click on photo to animate.

Rollerskating

A .gif of a girl with big boobs rollerskating. Why not?

Ear licking

One of the sexiest .gif’s I have seen. Click on photo to watch animation

Hands up

Hands up. Amongst other things. These bank robbers are getting very creative.

Hands Down Girly

Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.

The healthy way

It is said that man’s cum is full of protein, and I’m not really sure it’s the same for women’s. However, I am pretty sure it’s good for you, anyways. Eat that pussy or you won’t have dessert.

Saga Xux for FHM Romania HD

One of the best short erotic promo films I have ever seen. This girl is hot, and her dancing is beyond hot. Watch film

I bake cakes and shit

I bake cakes and shit screensaver and wallpaper. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Waisted Alien

I’m scared. She’s scary. Because something with a waist that small is not human. Or comforting. She is so lucky her deformity is fashionable and desirable. Mummy. Help. I just ate some body issues and my throat is swelling.

Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to jail

A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]

 ZeMan. Or WoBra

And everyone said ‘why?’ when scientists announced they were going to cross a zebra and a woman. Now we know. Science. Tell your kids about it. It’s fun.

Kylie Minogue riding a bucking bronco

The title is really self explanative. This video made quite an impression when it was released in 2009. Kylie Minogue for underwear brand Agent Provocateur.

Beautiful Agony

Beautiful Agony, the faces of pleasure Beautiful Agony. The Faces of Pleasure.  Warning, there is no nudity on tis site, only the faces of the people masturbating, down to the shoulders. So, how can it be so sexy? Well, just have a look at the videos below. Watching someone performing a very intimate act so […]

Men’s desire for younger women drives menopause

If menopause, with its dreaded hot flushes and sleep problems isn’t enough, now comes research that suggests the bane of older women’s lives is driven by male sexual desire. Human male preference for younger women has actually stacked the Darwinian deck against continued fertility in older women, concludes the study, published in the latest issue […]

Peep Show Princess

Peep Show Princess screensaver. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Bottoms

Sexy without being at all personal, and that’s the kinda sexy you need sometimes. “Mummy, why did all those ladies forget to put pants on this morning?”. They’re sluts darling. “Oh. I didn’t realise it was lifestyle based choice. I thought it might be mass hysteria. Or co-incidence”. There is no such thing as co-incidence […]

Naked Soul release poster for Vimeo

The next video ‘Naked Soul’ should be uploaded to Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com next week. It’s a short film that documents the two weeks between Cream’D and Showerlust (Showerlust is yet to be released). Here’s the Vimeo release poster for Naked Soul.

Nude Washing Day

Anything to spice up hanging out washing. Anything at all. This would be a good start. Headed in the right direction you might say. Anyone second the motion. Ok then. Thank you. Nude Washing Day. It is now a thing.

Bad decisions screensaver

How did we get here?. Bad decisions. That’s how we got here my friend. More @ wwwmissyjubilee.com

Lampooning Miss Utah says more about us than her

Marissa Powell, the Miss Utah entrant in the Miss USA 2013 pageant, has attracted substantial interest on social media thanks to her somewhat confused response to a question regarding the gender inequality of wages in the US. Attempting to address the question by referring to education, her poor use of grammar added a sense of […]

Geeky Porn Girl

1st Orgasm and Cream’D videos are featured on geekyporngirl.com  sex blog. “This video has a feature that I rarely seen or never seen in an erotic film, you can read throughout the video an erotic story which adds more to this short sensual film”. Read more​ Video views on Vimeo pass 300,000 in just 3 […]

Serena Williams: teen rape victim ‘lucky’

Tennis champion Serena Williams is facing an angry backlash after suggesting that a teenage rape victim ‘‘shouldn’t have put herself in that position’’ and was ‘‘lucky’’ not to have been further injured in a crime that transfixed the US. The world’s top-ranked women’s player questioned why the 16-year-old victim, who was raped by two high school […]

We love good sex

A Saturday morning feeling with Missy Jubilee Posted by Lucie Blush http://www.welovegoodsex.com It’s Saturday morning (well, afternoon but I got up late), the sun is shining (kinda) and all is well in the world (not really but let’s say it is). What will make you feel even more awesome? A super nice video of a […]

ADF officers allegedly emailed sex films

ARMY officers involved in a new email scandal rocking the Australian Defence Force (ADF) allegedly filmed themselves having sex with fellow military personnel and civilians before sending the images to their colleagues. Army chief Lieutenant-General David Morrison on Thursday revealed more than 100 personnel are being investigated over the exchange of explicit and “profane” material […]

I have no method to my madness screensaver

I have no method to my madness. Just madness. More screensavers @ http://www.missyjubilee.com

Has a SWOT analysis done on this?

Is this a new shoe putting on routine that I have missed by not being on twitter? Seriously, how did she do her makeup upside down and not look like Heath Ledger in Batman Returns? This girl got mad upside down skillz.  

Visual sexual tourets

I’m a girl. And I have no idea what that look is attempting to communicate. God knows what a man would interpret it as. Visual tourets maybe?.

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver.

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver. More @ http://www.missyjubilee.com.

Rupert goes to Spiltsville

Rupert Murdoch, the 82-year-old billionaire chairman of News Corp. (NWSA), filed for divorce from his third wife, Wendi Deng Murdoch, who famously defended him from a pie-hurling assailant. The divorce filing said the “relationship between husband and wife has broken down irretrievably,” said Steven Rubenstein, a spokesman for Murdoch with Rubenstein Communications, in a telephone […]

FUCK!

Message from Bernie: I so don’t want to be one of those weirdo-psycho fuckers that I so loath, and I will try not to sexualize you more than I should, but goddamn it Missy J! It is not easy to ignore that part of me that craves your body. Holy shit …! FYI, In my […]

Accused of killing his lover with part of a juice extractor

Along the row of nondescript narrow Victorian terraces there is one that stands pinkly out. Loudly rendered in two-tone bright pink and red ochre, with bougainvillea cascading from lace ironwork, and a sign that reads “Casa del Mario”, its style might be described as Gay Italianate. Which is exactly what it is. It was from […]

Natural beauty

Sometimes, natural sexual beauty can leave you speechless. She has. I am.

Fuck what they think screensaver

Fuck what they think.

I dress for boys screensaver

Girls don’t dress for boys. If girls dressed for boys, they would walk around naked all day. I dress for boys. More screensavers & wallpapers at http://www.missyjubilee.com

The gang who couldn’t shoot straight

Seriously, you could give this photo to 10 psychiatrists and it would keep them busy for a decade. There’s some intense passive/agressive control issues being acted out here by someone – and yes I’m looking at you Mr Photographer – if I could see you.

Disturb The Comfortable screesaver

Erotica should disturb the comfortable, and rip the pants of the disturbed

No. Bad idea.

This is the love child creative creation of a porn photographer and a food stylist he met in the bar last night at 4am – and the conversation went – we should work together, it’d be great. Maybe she wasn’t actually a food stylist, but owned a sandwich bar and was just bigging herself up […]

Tight as a peach

I’m thinking hot and wet, and not in a good way.

Poking Smot

Smoking and a naked woman. It never gets old.

Don’t take my lunch again. Please.

Animals and their owners. You can always find the likeness if you look hard enough. By the way, did you beat me up in grade 3?. Cause I imagine this is what you would look like now.

Living without clothes screensaver

  Living without clothes simplifies life screensaver and wallpaper

Princess

Good lord you are sexy woman. You are like the Princess Grace of sexy.

Sexual Artisan screensaver

For those who appreciate their ‘porn’ thoughtfully crafted by a sexual artisan

American tourist gang-raped in India

An American tourist has allegedly been gang-raped by a truck driver and two of his accomplices in the northern Indian state of Himachal Pradesh, police say. “The 30-year-old was raped by men in a truck on Monday night. They offered her a lift and she accepted it,” police inspector Abhimanyu Kumar said on Tuesday. The […]

Porn charges could get artist 10 years’ jail

Melbourne artist Paul Yore could face up to 10 years in prison for possessing and producing child pornography after the seizure of artwork from a St Kilda gallery. Detectives raided the Linden Centre for Contemporary Art on Saturday and removed a number of images from Yore’s installation, Everything’s F—ed, which allegedly depicted sexual acts superimposed […]

A skirt of naked barbie dolls. Wow, what a great idea.

Ok, now you’re just being weird, or ironic, but I’m the guessing the former rather than the later. Actually, I’m a little disturbed – and given how weird I am, that’s high praise indeed.

Senator’s wife on Facebook: Keep away from my man, strippers

It can’t be easy being a handsome state senator’s wife. You’ve seen what happens to those who reach even higher office and you count the number of wives some of them have had. The mathematical odds don’t look so good. Heather McGill, wife of Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who has decided to get her […]

Miley Cyrus

That Miley Cyrus certainly is a giver. Having already posted several pics offering fans a glimpse of the upcoming music video for her hit tune, “We Can’t Stop,” the 20-year-old singer has graciously revealed another new shot on Twitter. Decked out in a crop top and and some skintight leggings, the pop star strikes a seductively sexy pose on a bed. […]

Weirdo-psycho-sexual-weird fuckers

Bernie: It is the damnable duality of you at once being a dream, and at the same time being a reality, that has me captivated – I cannot escape you in either world I occupy. Apart from being very erotic, which is wonderful, it’s your brutal honesty and courage that I am addicted to. It is […]