XTremeOrgasmatronics, announced the release of the HackOff™, a DIY sex toy motor control board that makes it possible for any user to quickly and easily create vibration patterns for their own sex toys. “The real revolution here is usability,” said Doctor X. Treme, CEO of the science-focused sex toy manufacturing company. “The HackOff™ makes it […]
The smallest sex toy is a clitoral stimulator called Secret (pictured above). It’s powered by three AAA batteries in the control unit which is connected to a tiny vibrating bullet by a wire. This means the bullet can be easily slipped into your underwear if you so wish and the naughty little silicone bead controlled […]
SAN FRANCISO — Unlike most vibrators, “the world’s first smart vibrator” Vibease doesn’t forsake your largest sexual organ — the mind. Vibease purports to titillate neurons (along with your nether regions) through its ability to alter its intensity and rhythm based on the content of erotica downloaded from its mobile app store. “If the voice […]
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