Tag Archives: Recreation

Missy Jubilee. Eyef*ck

Just in time for Xmas, the vision edit & music mix without the storyline for the next episode PRRVRRT. Merry Christmas to everyone, and thank you all for your support. Peace be with you in 2017 Watch film

Missy Jubilee. RaRaRiot

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. 056. Bad Mthrfckr

Watch film The writing behind the film Pulling on a cigarette Dragging the covers back Swinging feet to the cold floor 2007 Is there anything more But to wait Ask a lot of questions The voice says Ask them again and again Over and over Until the answers Make sense Until this makes sense Having […]

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Missy Jubilee. The Soundtrack of Oblivion

Watch & listen to the Prequel of Chill   This is the soundtrack of a life imploding My life When I was 14, my world collapsed in on itself, and everything changed Forever. And I mean FOR REAL FOR EVER Three specific things happened during that year 1. I found out my father was having […]

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As fuck. SOUNDTRACK

The full extended mix of the Deep soundtrack. It’s deep. Deep as fuck Listen to some dope remixxxes  

Missy Jubilee. Episode 047.1 Schtick Films

Watch a Schtick Film Listen to the Schtick soundtrack Look at Schtick pictures (SFW) Look at Schtick pictures (NSFW)

Script for the upcoming film ‘Loosey’

Long form script: episode 44 of 250 “Loosey” You got a branch loose up in your brain forest girlfriend This was a film about a 30 year best friendship That experienced an unfortunate side hustle Towards nope, no way, nuh uh The cause was circular And yet distant Perhaps I was only Coherent as a […]

Masturbativ. Episode 43 of 250. Pre-release preview

Masturbativ Writing the code of a corrupt human Watch film Script  Do you ever wonder if loneliness is a truth or a war? Like North Korea it is a state that defies negotiation Loneliness is a relationship with oneself in itself Allowing conscience to crawl from under the bed and say fuck it if I […]

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet Subtitle: Courts are for judgment. Not poets interosculate/verb – to form a connecting link Earth interosculating with Missy This is Houston Mission Control What’s your attitude Missy? Over My attitude Is I am searching for a way To forget Houston To forget my dubious gangster credentials Ugly things are […]

Two years lived fermentationally in the world of Low Down Dirty Art

An ode on taking sensible advice … In the business Of a life Lived At the mercy of Art And past carnal encounters Days are dirty Low down Dirty For reasons best known to… Who cares You got the gist It’s hard It takes more Than one note to Create a harmony So ‘they’ say […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

My recipe for writing about sex. You can read it. Or eat it

  My recipe for baking literary cakes About my sex life is: 1 part fantasy A tablespoon of memories 500ml of sexual experience Pour into a witches crucible Pre-heated to hot-as-hell Then Cool for a nano-second, but not long enough to reflect on Then Churn Burn And Crush Un-neccessary morals Into scattered pigments of knowledge […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

I Was A Troubled Child Gone Wild

She is frenetic, said some Possessed, exclaimed others But she did not try to injure anyone — Lucien Arreat, “Pathology of Artists,” The Alienist and Neurologist   The Troubled Child This is the poem Of the troubled child Say it softly For the poem is wild – Can you love a monster With a frightening name Like little […]

Australian Weekend Style

  A photo essay of where we live. And Sundays Small town by the sea in Australia, population 2000 This may not be typical for all Australians, most of who live in Sydney or Melbourne p.s. we don’t live in that colourful house. It’s just a cool house. We live on a 20 acre farm […]

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Can women think their way to more frequent orgasms?

A new study has found a link between sexy thoughts and the female orgasm, says Tania Gomez. Research has found that women who regularly reach orgasm during sex reported having more erotic thoughts and seemed to be more present in the moment when they were having intercourse than those who did not orgasm regularly during […]

In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises

Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom. Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the […]

During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like And Men Are Less Aggressive

  The human body is a wonder, but perhaps the most curious and quintessential aspect of the human experience is the orgasm. The body’s sexual response is typically broken down in four stages: excitement, plateau of arousal, orgasm, and resolution. Following arousal, the brain stimulates blood flow to the genitals, your heartbeat and breathing increase, […]

Host left feeling ‘violated’ after Airbnb nightmare

The Airbnb host became suspicious when she noticed her guests were wearing bumbags. Source: Supplied   A WOMAN who rented out her apartment on Airbnb became suspicious when her two male guests arrived wearing bumbags with no luggage. She assumed they were drug dealers. The reality was much more disturbing. Nicole, from Washington DC, was […]

UK Man Convicted Of Having Sex With His Land Rover

A man in Wales was arrested for getting naked and attempting to have sex with a Land Rover. Even more incredible? He goes by the self-proclaimed nickname “Hotcock.” Daniel Cooper, 24, was convicted of of indecent exposure. Hotcock will not serve jail time, but has been banned from going outside between 7 p.m.-7 a.m. on […]

11 things guys take for granted

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Hot men and kittens… what else?

Here’s a classic eye-candy post for you! It reunites two of the Internet’s favorite things: hot men and kittens! I have just found this French tumblr called Des hommes et des chatons and it simply made my day! Hot men and kittens, heaven on the internetz The concept is simple: just put a picture of a hot […]

Why shower sex rules – 8 wet gifs

Shower sex is a simple but very effective fantasy and if it’s done right, it can be super hot and satisfying. As well as refreshing. Shower sex always looks so cool. It’s sexy, you’re naked but you’re not cold, and you’re standing up. However, it’s not always that… practical. But who cares, it’s a fantasy, […]

A Facebook For Escorts

You’re never more than a few clicks away from all kinds of adult entertainment online – pictures, erotic movies, whatever your heart desires. Now a site called Slixa is trying to harness the power of social media for the world’s oldest profession. The site functions as a localized directory of escorts, erotic masseuses, dominatrixes, fetish workers, and […]

Ctrl Alt Del Me

Meet my parents. They tried to control me. They tried to alter me. Then they deleted me. And what was left was me. The new video is up. 4 days ahead of schedule. Woohoo. http://www.missyjubilee.com

Most men wish women would split bills on dates

Two out of three men think women should help pay for a date, although most feel guilty about accepting their money, a US study suggests. Of the 64 per cent wanting to split the bill, 44 per cent said they would even ditch a love interest who never doled out any dollars. That said, 76 […]

Ten Lies Your Depression Tells You

  1. You are a bad person who deserves bad things. 2. You are unhappy because you are lazy or lacking in willpower. Happiness is a choice, a choice that you have failed to make. Somehow, somewhere over the course of your lifetime, when faced with some metaphysical fork in the road, you chose the […]

Should transgender people have to disclose their gender before sex

It’s now against the law to suck dick if you have a dick and you don’t tell the dick you’re sucking that you have a dick. Or if you used to have a dick. Or if you have a pussy when they think you have a dick. Or a pussy. Or something. In the UK, […]

7 Signs That Dating Won’t Necessarily Lead to a Relationship. Good insights for men.

When it comes to dating, we women think we are pretty good at telling which “signs” are pointing to a future relationship. After dating someone for a while, we begin to think we have an understanding of what actions are those of a potential boyfriend, and which actions are those of a potential heartbreaker. For […]

Showerlust

Latest Missy Jubilee video released on my Vimeo channel and http://www.missyjubilee.com

Drawing dicks on Prince William

In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]

Never been kissed

Zoe Feigen has never been kissed and is still a virgin. But, this doesn’t bother the 24-year-old who “came out” as an asexual while on a Contiki tour. Zoe Feigen was around 15 when she first realised she was a bit different. While her classmates were lusting after TV and movie stars, she couldn’t really […]

Orgasming with Stoya

Hysterical Literature is a video art project by Photographer and Filmmaker Clayton Cubitt. Launched in August 2012, it became a viral phenomenon because of its originality and quality! The concept: women choose a book to read and, seated at a table, they begin to read it. So far, so good. What we don’t see at first, but […]

Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A quick affair with Avril and Logan

With the hot weather and everybody looking forward to leaving work behind and going on holiday, this good porn session is perfect to get in the mood. A nice hotel, a hot chemistry and not a problem in the world. Avril and Logan are two models from Joymii. Today they bring us a very sexy […]

Dark undercurrents of teenage girls’ selfies

Pouty self portraits have turned boy-girl relations into a cut-throat sexual rat race. If social media only caused narcissism, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. Instagram and Facebook are social networks that not only breed narcissistic tendencies but transform relations into a sexual rat race. On these ubiquitous portals, the popularity of girls is hotly […]

Maria vs Serena

Serena Williams tried to defuse her war of words with Maria Sharapova on Sunday as the Wimbledon champion claimed she had apologised to the Russian for criticising her private life. Williams, a 16-time Grand Slam winner, infuriated Sharapova by making a thinly-veiled reference to the world number three’s relationship with Bulgarian player Grigor Dimitrov, believed […]

Woman ‘thought sex was with husband’

A Duntroon officer cadet has gone on trial accused of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay in the dark, waiting for her husband to come home. The woman fell asleep on the couch of her Duntroon home, hoping her husband would return from a formal company dinner in the early hours of April 5 […]

The most erotic and hottest kissing session

Click here to watch Sarah and Marlene’s kiss A kiss is what starts it all. Very often, the quality of the kissing is a determining factor in the future relationship. It tells you so much about the other person. The way he uses his tongue, how fast he goes, the way he holds you while […]

Don’t look

It must be gif Thursday. Another sexy gif. Girls are taught not to look, but she’s naughty. Click on photo to animate.

Hands Down Girly

Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.

The healthy way

It is said that man’s cum is full of protein, and I’m not really sure it’s the same for women’s. However, I am pretty sure it’s good for you, anyways. Eat that pussy or you won’t have dessert.

I bake cakes and shit

I bake cakes and shit screensaver and wallpaper. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Beautiful Agony

Beautiful Agony, the faces of pleasure Beautiful Agony. The Faces of Pleasure.  Warning, there is no nudity on tis site, only the faces of the people masturbating, down to the shoulders. So, how can it be so sexy? Well, just have a look at the videos below. Watching someone performing a very intimate act so […]

Naked Soul release poster for Vimeo

The next video ‘Naked Soul’ should be uploaded to Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com next week. It’s a short film that documents the two weeks between Cream’D and Showerlust (Showerlust is yet to be released). Here’s the Vimeo release poster for Naked Soul.

Nude Washing Day

Anything to spice up hanging out washing. Anything at all. This would be a good start. Headed in the right direction you might say. Anyone second the motion. Ok then. Thank you. Nude Washing Day. It is now a thing.

Bad decisions screensaver

How did we get here?. Bad decisions. That’s how we got here my friend. More @ wwwmissyjubilee.com