Tag Archives: man

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Missy Jubilee. The Soundtrack of Oblivion

Watch & listen to the Prequel of Chill   This is the soundtrack of a life imploding My life When I was 14, my world collapsed in on itself, and everything changed Forever. And I mean FOR REAL FOR EVER Three specific things happened during that year 1. I found out my father was having […]

Script for the upcoming film ‘Loosey’

Long form script: episode 44 of 250 “Loosey” You got a branch loose up in your brain forest girlfriend This was a film about a 30 year best friendship That experienced an unfortunate side hustle Towards nope, no way, nuh uh The cause was circular And yet distant Perhaps I was only Coherent as a […]

Masturbativ. Episode 43 of 250. Pre-release preview

Masturbativ Writing the code of a corrupt human Watch film Script  Do you ever wonder if loneliness is a truth or a war? Like North Korea it is a state that defies negotiation Loneliness is a relationship with oneself in itself Allowing conscience to crawl from under the bed and say fuck it if I […]

How I Loved, And Lost…More Than My Keys

  How many times Have I walked away from love I can’t count The times I don’t remember What I didn’t have Inside of me I have only been in love Once before now I fucked it up Threw it away And it hurt There were Curtains of rain An empty pain Tear stained pages […]

Washing Day. An over-exposed pictorial

Washing Day An over-exposed pictorial deep dive into my childhood confusion regarding the sexualisation of domestic chores – for an audience of one peeking over the neighbours fence. His name was Brian. I wonder where he is now. I hope I didn’t break his brain Stills, long form script & background briefing about the upcoming film ‘Washing […]

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet Subtitle: Courts are for judgment. Not poets interosculate/verb – to form a connecting link Earth interosculating with Missy This is Houston Mission Control What’s your attitude Missy? Over My attitude Is I am searching for a way To forget Houston To forget my dubious gangster credentials Ugly things are […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

Who’s Really Interested in Alternate Relationships?

Consensually (or openly) non-monogamous relationships are long-term committed relationships where the partners have an explicit agreement to have outside sexual partners and/or romantic relationships. Some, like swingers, are more focused on multiple sexual partners; others, like polyamorists, are more focused on multiple loving relationships, but they all share a commitment to honesty about their nonexclusivity—as opposed to the typical approach of […]

In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises

Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom. Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the […]

During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like And Men Are Less Aggressive

  The human body is a wonder, but perhaps the most curious and quintessential aspect of the human experience is the orgasm. The body’s sexual response is typically broken down in four stages: excitement, plateau of arousal, orgasm, and resolution. Following arousal, the brain stimulates blood flow to the genitals, your heartbeat and breathing increase, […]

Requiem 31.1 Full script

Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn   “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]

Host left feeling ‘violated’ after Airbnb nightmare

The Airbnb host became suspicious when she noticed her guests were wearing bumbags. Source: Supplied   A WOMAN who rented out her apartment on Airbnb became suspicious when her two male guests arrived wearing bumbags with no luggage. She assumed they were drug dealers. The reality was much more disturbing. Nicole, from Washington DC, was […]

11 things guys take for granted

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H.2.OH Preview

A short preview of H.2.OH – which will be released 30th August. Watch preview  

Why shower sex rules – 8 wet gifs

Shower sex is a simple but very effective fantasy and if it’s done right, it can be super hot and satisfying. As well as refreshing. Shower sex always looks so cool. It’s sexy, you’re naked but you’re not cold, and you’re standing up. However, it’s not always that… practical. But who cares, it’s a fantasy, […]

A Facebook For Escorts

You’re never more than a few clicks away from all kinds of adult entertainment online – pictures, erotic movies, whatever your heart desires. Now a site called Slixa is trying to harness the power of social media for the world’s oldest profession. The site functions as a localized directory of escorts, erotic masseuses, dominatrixes, fetish workers, and […]

Is Gay Marriage a Threat to Traditional Marriage?

  When You Have Common Sense Like This Guy, Who Needs To Argue With Homophobes? With the gay marriage movement in America only about a quarter complete (yikes, right?), 37 states are still in need of a little common sense. Thankfully, Wayne State University professor and author John Corvino is here to give it to […]

Talking with a high-end sex worker

Gloria Van Vaulkner spoke to The Feed, broadcast 7.30pm weeknights SBS 2 about her experiences, life and work in the sex-trade and how to keep a client from falling in love. When I started working as a private escort I quickly established myself as a Girlfriend Experience (GFE) provider. It always suited my personality as […]

Ctrl Alt Del Me

Meet my parents. They tried to control me. They tried to alter me. Then they deleted me. And what was left was me. The new video is up. 4 days ahead of schedule. Woohoo. http://www.missyjubilee.com

Jodi Ellen Malpas ‘overwhelmed’ at erotic novel’s US success

Jodi Ellen Malpas’s erotic This Man trilogy has taken off in the US Erotic novelist Jodi Ellen Malpas was “overwhelmed” when sales of her book outstripped best-selling authors including Dan Brown and James Patterson. For a former health and safety officer who had self-published, it was a huge achievement. She released the first of her […]

Most men wish women would split bills on dates

Two out of three men think women should help pay for a date, although most feel guilty about accepting their money, a US study suggests. Of the 64 per cent wanting to split the bill, 44 per cent said they would even ditch a love interest who never doled out any dollars. That said, 76 […]

Should transgender people have to disclose their gender before sex

It’s now against the law to suck dick if you have a dick and you don’t tell the dick you’re sucking that you have a dick. Or if you used to have a dick. Or if you have a pussy when they think you have a dick. Or a pussy. Or something. In the UK, […]

7 Signs That Dating Won’t Necessarily Lead to a Relationship. Good insights for men.

When it comes to dating, we women think we are pretty good at telling which “signs” are pointing to a future relationship. After dating someone for a while, we begin to think we have an understanding of what actions are those of a potential boyfriend, and which actions are those of a potential heartbreaker. For […]

Drawing dicks on Prince William

In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]

Financial domination is an expensive fetish

Being a financial dominatrix is a lot like being an accountant. Except for the fact that people masturbate over your penny-watching and you’re more likely to work from in front of a webcam than behind a desk in a pantsuit. The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or “pay pigs,” as they’re known within […]

Church group drops Agnieszka Radwanska over nude pose

World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the “Body Issue” of ESPN Magazine. Radwanska, 24, who makes no secret of her strong Catholic faith, is photographed in profile without a stitch, sitting in a lawn chair by a pool filled with tennis balls. While […]

Pot farm raid reveals horrifying tale of teen’s alleged captivity

Arrested: Ryan Balletto. When US authorities raided the marijuana growing operation, they found greenhouses filled with plants over six feet (1.8 metres) tall, neatly lined with individual irrigation systems. But the rest of the property, one federal agent recalled, looked like a horror scene. They found dilapidated trailers where farmers appeared to live, caches of […]

Suicide by social media

Vice  In September of this year, a 15 year old girl named Amanda Todd from British Columbia posted a video onto Youtube wherein she detailed a terribly fucked up story with Bob Dylan-esque cue cards, of how one internet pedophile had deliberately destroyed her happiness. You can get all of the painful details from the video, but […]

Three teen girls plead not guilty to pimping

According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]

Life advice from a pimp

When I was 18, I liked to trawl through Facebook to try and find the strangest people I could. I guess it was my slightly creepy way of trying to understand people I’d never have the chance to meet in real life—Tanzanian lawyers, Portuguese surfers, British crack addicts, and Cambridge boxers have all been on […]

Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

Photographer defends Nigella Lawson pictures

The photographer who took pictures of Nigella Lawson being assaulted by her husband says the attack lasted for “27 minutes of madness” but he didn’t intervene because he feared being arrested himself. Snapper Jean-Paul says the incident outside a London restaurant shouldn’t be brushed under the carpet and the celebrity chef Lawson was “properly abused” […]

A quick affair with Avril and Logan

With the hot weather and everybody looking forward to leaving work behind and going on holiday, this good porn session is perfect to get in the mood. A nice hotel, a hot chemistry and not a problem in the world. Avril and Logan are two models from Joymii. Today they bring us a very sexy […]

You Will Get Raped in That Dress

  According to a new study conducted by the Canadian Women’s Foundation, one in five Canadians think that a woman provokes sexual assault if she is drunk and 11 per cent believe she encourages sexual assault when she wears a short skirt. But in my opinion, the most shocking finding was that younger adults, aged 18 […]

Playboy boyfriend guilty of killing fashion designer lover

  New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]

Maria vs Serena

Serena Williams tried to defuse her war of words with Maria Sharapova on Sunday as the Wimbledon champion claimed she had apologised to the Russian for criticising her private life. Williams, a 16-time Grand Slam winner, infuriated Sharapova by making a thinly-veiled reference to the world number three’s relationship with Bulgarian player Grigor Dimitrov, believed […]

Taxi driver banned for inviting teen to try prostitution

A Sydney taxi driver has been banned from working after he suggested a 17-year-old passenger should ”prostitute himself” during a trip in the inner west. The teenager, who cannot be identified, reported driver Vilame Sodiki’s sexually explicit comments to Roads and Maritime Services this year and it cancelled his authority to drive a taxi. Mr […]

(In)decent exposure

On a hot August evening in 2005, after an art opening at a Lower East Side studio, Phoenix Feeley stepped outside for some fresh air. She then did something that would lead to her arrest, a stint at Bellevue psychiatric hospital, multiple court appearances, and ultimately a $29,000 settlement: she unzipped the top of her […]

Jackman slams gay rumours

Hugh Jackman has taken a wrecking ball to rumours that he is gay, after admitting that he is ”frustrated” by the constant speculation over his sexuality. The actor told Channel Nine’s 60 Minutes on Sunday night that if he was gay, he would not make a secret of it. ”If I was, I would be,” he told […]

Woman ‘thought sex was with husband’

A Duntroon officer cadet has gone on trial accused of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay in the dark, waiting for her husband to come home. The woman fell asleep on the couch of her Duntroon home, hoping her husband would return from a formal company dinner in the early hours of April 5 […]

The ninja way

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, bound by TV moralities, enjoy oral sex under the covers. It’s one way to do it, it can get pretty hot under there though. (click on image to animate)

Ear licking

One of the sexiest .gif’s I have seen. Click on photo to watch animation

I bake cakes and shit

I bake cakes and shit screensaver and wallpaper. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to jail

A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]