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Missy Jubilee. 063.1 Prevert

A preview of the next film ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film  

Missy Jubilee. 061 Slut Zero PREVIEW

A short preview of a film that has been a long time coming – Slut Zero Full episode release next week – 10th August 2016

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Missy Jubilee. Episode 047.1 Schtick Films

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Script for the upcoming film ‘Loosey’

Long form script: episode 44 of 250 “Loosey” You got a branch loose up in your brain forest girlfriend This was a film about a 30 year best friendship That experienced an unfortunate side hustle Towards nope, no way, nuh uh The cause was circular And yet distant Perhaps I was only Coherent as a […]

Washing Day. An over-exposed pictorial

Washing Day An over-exposed pictorial deep dive into my childhood confusion regarding the sexualisation of domestic chores – for an audience of one peeking over the neighbours fence. His name was Brian. I wonder where he is now. I hope I didn’t break his brain Stills, long form script & background briefing about the upcoming film ‘Washing […]

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet

Diary of a violent, time traveling, space cadet Subtitle: Courts are for judgment. Not poets interosculate/verb – to form a connecting link Earth interosculating with Missy This is Houston Mission Control What’s your attitude Missy? Over My attitude Is I am searching for a way To forget Houston To forget my dubious gangster credentials Ugly things are […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

My recipe for writing about sex. You can read it. Or eat it

  My recipe for baking literary cakes About my sex life is: 1 part fantasy A tablespoon of memories 500ml of sexual experience Pour into a witches crucible Pre-heated to hot-as-hell Then Cool for a nano-second, but not long enough to reflect on Then Churn Burn And Crush Un-neccessary morals Into scattered pigments of knowledge […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

Australian Weekend Style

  A photo essay of where we live. And Sundays Small town by the sea in Australia, population 2000 This may not be typical for all Australians, most of who live in Sydney or Melbourne p.s. we don’t live in that colourful house. It’s just a cool house. We live on a 20 acre farm […]

Miranda Kerr strips nude in Reebok commercial

Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

You’d Be Shocked at What These Fashion Editors Are Editing Out of Their Photos

A former editor at Cosmopolitan, Leah Hardy, recently wrote an exposé about the practice of Photoshopping models to hide the health and aesthetic costs of extreme thinness. Below is an example featuring Cameron Diaz: The story about Diaz, in The Telegraph, includes the following description of the image’s manipulation: Face: Cheeks appear filled out Bust: Levelled Thighs: Wider in […]

11 things guys take for granted

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H.2.OH released

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Ctrl Alt Del Me

Meet my parents. They tried to control me. They tried to alter me. Then they deleted me. And what was left was me. The new video is up. 4 days ahead of schedule. Woohoo. http://www.missyjubilee.com

Drawing dicks on Prince William

In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]

Church group drops Agnieszka Radwanska over nude pose

World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the “Body Issue” of ESPN Magazine. Radwanska, 24, who makes no secret of her strong Catholic faith, is photographed in profile without a stitch, sitting in a lawn chair by a pool filled with tennis balls. While […]

Three teen girls plead not guilty to pimping

According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]

Naked Soul

  Latest video ‘Naked Soul’ released on my Vimeo channel or my website

Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

Naked Soul Preview

The Naked Soul Preview is now uploaded and viewable on Vimeo or http://www.missyjubilee.com

Playboy boyfriend guilty of killing fashion designer lover

  New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]

Dark undercurrents of teenage girls’ selfies

Pouty self portraits have turned boy-girl relations into a cut-throat sexual rat race. If social media only caused narcissism, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. Instagram and Facebook are social networks that not only breed narcissistic tendencies but transform relations into a sexual rat race. On these ubiquitous portals, the popularity of girls is hotly […]

Rollerskating

A .gif of a girl with big boobs rollerskating. Why not?

Hands up

Hands up. Amongst other things. These bank robbers are getting very creative.

Hands Down Girly

Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.

The healthy way

It is said that man’s cum is full of protein, and I’m not really sure it’s the same for women’s. However, I am pretty sure it’s good for you, anyways. Eat that pussy or you won’t have dessert.

Saga Xux for FHM Romania HD

One of the best short erotic promo films I have ever seen. This girl is hot, and her dancing is beyond hot. Watch film

I bake cakes and shit

I bake cakes and shit screensaver and wallpaper. More at http://www.missyjubilee.com

Waisted Alien

I’m scared. She’s scary. Because something with a waist that small is not human. Or comforting. She is so lucky her deformity is fashionable and desirable. Mummy. Help. I just ate some body issues and my throat is swelling.

 ZeMan. Or WoBra

And everyone said ‘why?’ when scientists announced they were going to cross a zebra and a woman. Now we know. Science. Tell your kids about it. It’s fun.

Bottoms

Sexy without being at all personal, and that’s the kinda sexy you need sometimes. “Mummy, why did all those ladies forget to put pants on this morning?”. They’re sluts darling. “Oh. I didn’t realise it was lifestyle based choice. I thought it might be mass hysteria. Or co-incidence”. There is no such thing as co-incidence […]

Nude Washing Day

Anything to spice up hanging out washing. Anything at all. This would be a good start. Headed in the right direction you might say. Anyone second the motion. Ok then. Thank you. Nude Washing Day. It is now a thing.