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Missy Jubilee. Creem FULL SCRIPT.

Watch Film A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ All I get is creemd I was confused With the direction I had no map for celebrating The nurances of sexuality Talk about the discomfort Of personal growth Can I interest you in some suncream? PRRVRRT COMING SOON http://www.missyjubilee.com

Missy Jubilee. RaRaRiot

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. Cowboiz

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Missy Jubilee. Push

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Missy Jubilee. Creem

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. 062.2 Nymphette. FULL SCRIPT

Watch Now I was 16 years old. I weigh 50 kilos I look at the world differently. It sees me differently Shame is my constant companion But an added dimension walks into my life I become aware of sex & sensibilities Now when I walk along the beach For the first time in my life. […]

The Art of the Individual frames (NSFW). Nymph. Episode 062

The Art of the Individual Frames (NSFW). Box. Episode 62.1

The Art of the Individual frames (NSFW) Missy Jubilee. 061. Slut Zero

Missy Jubilee. 061. Slut Zero FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film Continued From Episode 60 ‘You Dirty Little Slut’ With 20 years perspective ‘The cock may crow but it is the hen who lay the eggs’ -Margaret Thatcher This is a First world tale Of sex. Adolescence & Distorted perception In a mirrored pool Called My Lust 1994 — Age 14 There was once A little […]

The Art of the Individual frames (NSFW) Missy Jubilee. 061. Slut Zero PREVIEW

Missy Jubilee. 061 Slut Zero PREVIEW

A short preview of a film that has been a long time coming – Slut Zero Full episode release next week – 10th August 2016

Missy Jubilee. 060.1 You Dirty Little Slut PREVIEW. FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film Continued from episode 58 Missy Jubilee You Dirty Little Slut PREVIEW A preview of episode 59 of 250 I’ll use you as a warning sign That if I talk enough sense Then I’ll regain my mind I’ll focus you as a focal point So I can see who I am You enabled more […]

Missy Jubilee. 060.1 You Dirty Little Slut PREVIEW

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Missy Jubilee. 059. A Fucking Music Video. FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film Thought Bubble 1: The needs based cross-species friendship between my music & my sex This is a film pretending to be a music video It is a film essay about my very sexual relationship with music And since I can only emote my emotions through writing, music & film It is a film […]

Missy Jubilee. 059. A Fucking Music Video

Watch Film Project diary entry: 17th February Dear Diary, This film is about a fight through a vast emptiness It captures a period in time of this project The present It started as a remix as therapy Then it became a mixtape Then became a poem Then became a cry for help Then became a […]

Missy Jubilee. 058. Fucking Dreams FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film This film details the delusional dreaming & events Of the night & morning after the episodes ‘PRAISE’, ‘VOYEUR’ & ‘PREQUEL’ You really should watch those episodes before watching this episode Otherwise you will be completely confused However, if you wish to exit this film in a confused state, I fully support your constitutional […]

Missy Jubilee. 058. Fucking Dreams

Watch Film Jesus said “Is there any fucking in this film. I said “Well, there’s fucking dreams. Is that good enough for you?” Jesus said “Is that all?” I said “Well, there’s a fucking music video too” Jesus said “There’s a music video with fucking in it?” I said “That’s not what I said, but […]

Missy Jubilee. 057. Mutant Santa FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film This film is a Christmas card to my father In the form of an allegory about why Santa Quit his Job And didn’t come to my place in 2015 Missy Jubilee As Mutant Santa Missy Jubilee’s Father as Jesus After 30 years in the family business Santa was having an existential crisis Every […]

Missy Jubilee. 056. Bad Mthrfckr

Watch film The writing behind the film Pulling on a cigarette Dragging the covers back Swinging feet to the cold floor 2007 Is there anything more But to wait Ask a lot of questions The voice says Ask them again and again Over and over Until the answers Make sense Until this makes sense Having […]

Missy Jubilee. 055. PopPorn. FULL SCRIPT.

In this episode, I show you how you can make your own popporn From cheap looking porn that has been thrown away on the internet Someone once asked me ‘If you made a porn film, what would it look liket?’ This is what it would look & sound like (A plague on the senses & […]

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

The Art of the Individual frames (NSFW). Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep As. Fuck

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Missy Jubilee. 052. Praise. FULL SCRIPT

The following is a re-construction of an event that happened in 1994 Exact location: latitude 28°07.598 south, longitude 153°28.791 Heliolatry/noun -worship of the sun Why was I on top of this sandhill in the middle of nowhere, having just turned 14, alone & naked and just about to crucify myself figuratively speaking is a good […]

Missy Jubilee. 052. Praise

WATCH FILM Damocles to Missy – bow your head woman Missy to Damocles – get fucked* *Not an actual conversation between myself and the figure featured in the moral anecdote commonly referred to as ‘the Sword of Damocles’ -260BC Hello, My name is Missy And my mother doesn’t like me But I’d rather free myself […]

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As Fuck. FULL SCRIPT

Watch film My thoughts on finishing 50 films My father used to say to me ‘your problem is that you’re weird’ He had opinions on lots of things But on this he was right For three years I have been outside looking in At my sex life Sprawled out on the internet 50 times through […]

50 films at 24 frames a second

Writing self help for the helpless self Watch film This is how I make myself vanish into nothing This is how I see myself floating on the ceiling This is how I talk when no one else is listening This is how I cope when my muse goes missing I vanish so I can go […]

Missy Jubilee. 049. Schlong. FULL SCRIPT

Watch film The narrative construct of this film involves me being completely honest & open about how I have thought about penises Let’s have a sexual conversation When I was growing up I was taught that penises were bad But I didn’t feel like that I didn’t buy in ‘I’m so wrong’ was the only […]

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As fuck. SOUNDTRACK

The full extended mix of the Deep soundtrack. It’s deep. Deep as fuck Listen to some dope remixxxes  

Missy Jubilee. Episode 047.1 Schtick Films

Watch a Schtick Film Listen to the Schtick soundtrack Look at Schtick pictures (SFW) Look at Schtick pictures (NSFW)

Masturbativ. Episode 43 of 250. Pre-release preview

Masturbativ Writing the code of a corrupt human Watch film Script  Do you ever wonder if loneliness is a truth or a war? Like North Korea it is a state that defies negotiation Loneliness is a relationship with oneself in itself Allowing conscience to crawl from under the bed and say fuck it if I […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises

Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom. Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the […]

During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like And Men Are Less Aggressive

  The human body is a wonder, but perhaps the most curious and quintessential aspect of the human experience is the orgasm. The body’s sexual response is typically broken down in four stages: excitement, plateau of arousal, orgasm, and resolution. Following arousal, the brain stimulates blood flow to the genitals, your heartbeat and breathing increase, […]

Miranda Kerr strips nude in Reebok commercial

Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

Requiem 31.1 Full script

Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn   “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]

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11 things guys take for granted

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H.2.OH released

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Why shower sex rules – 8 wet gifs

Shower sex is a simple but very effective fantasy and if it’s done right, it can be super hot and satisfying. As well as refreshing. Shower sex always looks so cool. It’s sexy, you’re naked but you’re not cold, and you’re standing up. However, it’s not always that… practical. But who cares, it’s a fantasy, […]

Fashion Fetish

This film was directed by Marie Schuller, SHOWstudio‘s head of fashion films, for the Fashion Fetish series. Titled “Oyster”, the film explores an exhibitionist fantasy in the London metro and conveys a very dark and mysterious atmosphere. Like a ghost, model Anita De Bauch imagines herself getting naked and dancing in front of the other passengers, something I think we’ve […]

Real Life Russian Barbie

The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]

Ctrl Alt Del Me

Meet my parents. They tried to control me. They tried to alter me. Then they deleted me. And what was left was me. The new video is up. 4 days ahead of schedule. Woohoo. http://www.missyjubilee.com

Showerlust

Latest Missy Jubilee video released on my Vimeo channel and http://www.missyjubilee.com

Orgasming with Stoya

Hysterical Literature is a video art project by Photographer and Filmmaker Clayton Cubitt. Launched in August 2012, it became a viral phenomenon because of its originality and quality! The concept: women choose a book to read and, seated at a table, they begin to read it. So far, so good. What we don’t see at first, but […]

Naked Soul

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Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

A quick affair with Avril and Logan

With the hot weather and everybody looking forward to leaving work behind and going on holiday, this good porn session is perfect to get in the mood. A nice hotel, a hot chemistry and not a problem in the world. Avril and Logan are two models from Joymii. Today they bring us a very sexy […]