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Missy Jubilee. RaRaRiot

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. 061 Slut Zero PREVIEW

A short preview of a film that has been a long time coming – Slut Zero Full episode release next week – 10th August 2016

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As fuck. SOUNDTRACK

The full extended mix of the Deep soundtrack. It’s deep. Deep as fuck Listen to some dope remixxxes  

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

Miranda Kerr strips nude in Reebok commercial

Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

Requiem 31.1 Full script

Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn   “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]

You’d Be Shocked at What These Fashion Editors Are Editing Out of Their Photos

A former editor at Cosmopolitan, Leah Hardy, recently wrote an exposé about the practice of Photoshopping models to hide the health and aesthetic costs of extreme thinness. Below is an example featuring Cameron Diaz: The story about Diaz, in The Telegraph, includes the following description of the image’s manipulation: Face: Cheeks appear filled out Bust: Levelled Thighs: Wider in […]

Chain’D Preview released

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Real Life Russian Barbie

The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]

Jodi Ellen Malpas ‘overwhelmed’ at erotic novel’s US success

Jodi Ellen Malpas’s erotic This Man trilogy has taken off in the US Erotic novelist Jodi Ellen Malpas was “overwhelmed” when sales of her book outstripped best-selling authors including Dan Brown and James Patterson. For a former health and safety officer who had self-published, it was a huge achievement. She released the first of her […]

Drawing dicks on Prince William

In news that confirms our home-grown, beloved, twisted, rite of passage tradition Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun has officially crossed the seas and infected international dispositions, BBC Breakfast accidentally broadcast a casual picture of the heir to the throne—rightful owner of the spawn the world collectively blew in to hysterics over—decorated lovingly and lavishly with […]

Church group drops Agnieszka Radwanska over nude pose

World tennis No.4 Agnieszka Radwanska has been dropped by a Catholic youth movement in her native Poland for posing nude in the “Body Issue” of ESPN Magazine. Radwanska, 24, who makes no secret of her strong Catholic faith, is photographed in profile without a stitch, sitting in a lawn chair by a pool filled with tennis balls. While […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

Photographer defends Nigella Lawson pictures

The photographer who took pictures of Nigella Lawson being assaulted by her husband says the attack lasted for “27 minutes of madness” but he didn’t intervene because he feared being arrested himself. Snapper Jean-Paul says the incident outside a London restaurant shouldn’t be brushed under the carpet and the celebrity chef Lawson was “properly abused” […]

Playboy boyfriend guilty of killing fashion designer lover

  New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]

Dark undercurrents of teenage girls’ selfies

Pouty self portraits have turned boy-girl relations into a cut-throat sexual rat race. If social media only caused narcissism, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. Instagram and Facebook are social networks that not only breed narcissistic tendencies but transform relations into a sexual rat race. On these ubiquitous portals, the popularity of girls is hotly […]

Maria vs Serena

Serena Williams tried to defuse her war of words with Maria Sharapova on Sunday as the Wimbledon champion claimed she had apologised to the Russian for criticising her private life. Williams, a 16-time Grand Slam winner, infuriated Sharapova by making a thinly-veiled reference to the world number three’s relationship with Bulgarian player Grigor Dimitrov, believed […]

Jackman slams gay rumours

Hugh Jackman has taken a wrecking ball to rumours that he is gay, after admitting that he is ”frustrated” by the constant speculation over his sexuality. The actor told Channel Nine’s 60 Minutes on Sunday night that if he was gay, he would not make a secret of it. ”If I was, I would be,” he told […]

The ninja way

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, bound by TV moralities, enjoy oral sex under the covers. It’s one way to do it, it can get pretty hot under there though. (click on image to animate)

Ear licking

One of the sexiest .gif’s I have seen. Click on photo to watch animation

Hands Down Girly

Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.

Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to jail

A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]

Kylie Minogue riding a bucking bronco

The title is really self explanative. This video made quite an impression when it was released in 2009. Kylie Minogue for underwear brand Agent Provocateur.

Bottoms

Sexy without being at all personal, and that’s the kinda sexy you need sometimes. “Mummy, why did all those ladies forget to put pants on this morning?”. They’re sluts darling. “Oh. I didn’t realise it was lifestyle based choice. I thought it might be mass hysteria. Or co-incidence”. There is no such thing as co-incidence […]

Lampooning Miss Utah says more about us than her

Marissa Powell, the Miss Utah entrant in the Miss USA 2013 pageant, has attracted substantial interest on social media thanks to her somewhat confused response to a question regarding the gender inequality of wages in the US. Attempting to address the question by referring to education, her poor use of grammar added a sense of […]

Serena Williams: teen rape victim ‘lucky’

Tennis champion Serena Williams is facing an angry backlash after suggesting that a teenage rape victim ‘‘shouldn’t have put herself in that position’’ and was ‘‘lucky’’ not to have been further injured in a crime that transfixed the US. The world’s top-ranked women’s player questioned why the 16-year-old victim, who was raped by two high school […]

Rupert goes to Spiltsville

Rupert Murdoch, the 82-year-old billionaire chairman of News Corp. (NWSA), filed for divorce from his third wife, Wendi Deng Murdoch, who famously defended him from a pie-hurling assailant. The divorce filing said the “relationship between husband and wife has broken down irretrievably,” said Steven Rubenstein, a spokesman for Murdoch with Rubenstein Communications, in a telephone […]

Don’t take my lunch again. Please.

Animals and their owners. You can always find the likeness if you look hard enough. By the way, did you beat me up in grade 3?. Cause I imagine this is what you would look like now.

Princess

Good lord you are sexy woman. You are like the Princess Grace of sexy.

Senator’s wife on Facebook: Keep away from my man, strippers

It can’t be easy being a handsome state senator’s wife. You’ve seen what happens to those who reach even higher office and you count the number of wives some of them have had. The mathematical odds don’t look so good. Heather McGill, wife of Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who has decided to get her […]

Miley Cyrus

That Miley Cyrus certainly is a giver. Having already posted several pics offering fans a glimpse of the upcoming music video for her hit tune, “We Can’t Stop,” the 20-year-old singer has graciously revealed another new shot on Twitter. Decked out in a crop top and and some skintight leggings, the pop star strikes a seductively sexy pose on a bed. […]

Mutton dressed as Lamb. Really

Breakfast radio host Lisa Fernandez is concerned the provocative outfits on her daughter’s Barbie dolls will encourage the three-year-old to dress inappropriately when she grows up. And she’s gone all out to try to prevent that happening. After being told by her daughter that she should dress like Barbie, Fernandez decided to make the offending […]

Topless protesters storm Klum’s model finale

Two bare-breasted female protesters burst on to the stage at the final of Germany’s Next Top Model TV show, hosted by the German ex-supermodel Heidi Klum late Thursday. As the finalists appeared with Klum, two Femen feminist supporters, one with “Heidi Horror Picture Show” written in English across her naked chest and stomach, stormed on […]

Aussie ironwoman linked to Man U star

It’s the international romance that has everyone talking and looks set to keep tongues wagging. The high-profile hook-up between Aussie IronWoman Candice Falzon and Manchester United star recruit Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira hit Fleet Street headlines after Falzon posted snaps on Twitter of herself at Old Trafford watching two matches last month. Friends of […]

Missyland released on Vimeo

The 16th release of The Future Love Sex Art Projekt released on Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com

See Topless Woman? Just Move On, Police Are Told

In the cold of February, as New York City police officers gathered for their daily orders at roll call, they were given a rather unusual command, for both its timing and its substance: If they happened upon a topless woman, they were not to arrest her. The command was read at 10 consecutive roll calls. […]

Girls Gone Wild

You may recall that Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, was recently found guilty of false imprisonment, assault and interfering with a witness. Well, he’s identified who the real guilty party is: you people in the jury, who are just all jealous of the fact that you’re not Joe Francis. “Just to convict people […]

Clarke and Hinze want $7m in Point Piper

American billionaire and Netscape founder Jim Clarke and his Australian wife, model Kristy Hinze, have listed their Point Piper bolthole for more than $7 million. The couple’s spacious three-bedroom apartment is in the waterfront block Sienna, which they bought in 2009 for $7.65 million from receivers PPB Advisory after the developer Michael Bezzina, of Bezzina […]

Michael Douglas contracted the cancer-causing HPV virus through oral sex

Yesterday, Hollywood actor Michael Douglas announced that his battle with thyroid cancer was caused by oral sex – or more specifically, the HPV virus frequently contracted through oral sex. The 68 year-old, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, initially blamed an indulgent lifestyle of cigarettes and […]