Tag Archives: Australia

Missy Jubilee. Dick

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. Eyef*ck

Just in time for Xmas, the vision edit & music mix without the storyline for the next episode PRRVRRT. Merry Christmas to everyone, and thank you all for your support. Peace be with you in 2017 Watch film

Missy Jubilee. RaRaRiot

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. Cowboiz

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. Twitch

A supplementary vignette from the next episode ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film

Missy Jubilee. Push

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Missy Jubilee. Creem

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Missy Jubilee. Chinatown

Music & visuals from the film ‘Nymph – without the storyline Watch film

Missy Jubilee. 063.1 Prevert

A preview of the next film ‘PRRVRRT’ Watch film  

Missy Jubilee. 061 Slut Zero PREVIEW

A short preview of a film that has been a long time coming – Slut Zero Full episode release next week – 10th August 2016

Missy Jubilee. 058. Fucking Dreams FULL SCRIPT

Watch Film This film details the delusional dreaming & events Of the night & morning after the episodes ‘PRAISE’, ‘VOYEUR’ & ‘PREQUEL’ You really should watch those episodes before watching this episode Otherwise you will be completely confused However, if you wish to exit this film in a confused state, I fully support your constitutional […]

Missy Jubilee. 058. Fucking Dreams

Watch Film Jesus said “Is there any fucking in this film. I said “Well, there’s fucking dreams. Is that good enough for you?” Jesus said “Is that all?” I said “Well, there’s a fucking music video too” Jesus said “There’s a music video with fucking in it?” I said “That’s not what I said, but […]

Missy Jubilee. 056. Bad Mthrfckr

Watch film The writing behind the film Pulling on a cigarette Dragging the covers back Swinging feet to the cold floor 2007 Is there anything more But to wait Ask a lot of questions The voice says Ask them again and again Over and over Until the answers Make sense Until this makes sense Having […]

Missy Jubilee. 053. Voyeur

  Sorry about the broken link. Lets try that again Watch film Voyeur: The Price of a Vision *talking to someone off camera* “….and then he gave her a pearl necklace” *notices camera is on* *turns to camera* – “and welcome back. Tonight we’re here with Missy’s father…” If only writing was as easy as falling […]

Missy Jubilee. 050. Deep. As fuck. SOUNDTRACK

The full extended mix of the Deep soundtrack. It’s deep. Deep as fuck Listen to some dope remixxxes  

Missy Jubilee. Episode 047.1 Schtick Films

Watch a Schtick Film Listen to the Schtick soundtrack Look at Schtick pictures (SFW) Look at Schtick pictures (NSFW)

Script for the upcoming film ‘Loosey’

Long form script: episode 44 of 250 “Loosey” You got a branch loose up in your brain forest girlfriend This was a film about a 30 year best friendship That experienced an unfortunate side hustle Towards nope, no way, nuh uh The cause was circular And yet distant Perhaps I was only Coherent as a […]

Masturbativ. Episode 43 of 250. Pre-release preview

Masturbativ Writing the code of a corrupt human Watch film Script  Do you ever wonder if loneliness is a truth or a war? Like North Korea it is a state that defies negotiation Loneliness is a relationship with oneself in itself Allowing conscience to crawl from under the bed and say fuck it if I […]

Washing Day. Epilogue. In Nihilism I Trust

She fucked up She slipped up She got all hooked up With what she shouldn’t Have No-fucks-given sex A river of perversion In search of the soul-less sea Inside me Baby girl Got turned around Turned out Seeking the impossible When it wasn’t probable Thinking in such a way Non linear Non logical Living On […]

How I Loved, And Lost…More Than My Keys

  How many times Have I walked away from love I can’t count The times I don’t remember What I didn’t have Inside of me I have only been in love Once before now I fucked it up Threw it away And it hurt There were Curtains of rain An empty pain Tear stained pages […]

Washing Day. An over-exposed pictorial

Washing Day An over-exposed pictorial deep dive into my childhood confusion regarding the sexualisation of domestic chores – for an audience of one peeking over the neighbours fence. His name was Brian. I wonder where he is now. I hope I didn’t break his brain Stills, long form script & background briefing about the upcoming film ‘Washing […]

Two years lived fermentationally in the world of Low Down Dirty Art

An ode on taking sensible advice … In the business Of a life Lived At the mercy of Art And past carnal encounters Days are dirty Low down Dirty For reasons best known to… Who cares You got the gist It’s hard It takes more Than one note to Create a harmony So ‘they’ say […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

My recipe for writing about sex. You can read it. Or eat it

  My recipe for baking literary cakes About my sex life is: 1 part fantasy A tablespoon of memories 500ml of sexual experience Pour into a witches crucible Pre-heated to hot-as-hell Then Cool for a nano-second, but not long enough to reflect on Then Churn Burn And Crush Un-neccessary morals Into scattered pigments of knowledge […]

8Ball. Not just a game in a bar

  8Ball is not just a game in a bar On the street, it’s also a weight The film 8Ball is an old memory Of a 2nd hand sexual experience Reborn as a surreal collage Living life like everyone is watching A bare arse bandit in a pool hall Where the main dish is me […]

Knowledge. Why I Write & Read

Days when my motivation experiences a rallentando Due to everything I don’t know rallentando/adjective, adverb – (music) becoming slower, slackening. Word Origin: Italian, from rallentare, to slow down Some days I need a password A password to A site Called Motherfuckerallpeacefulanshit.com Days when the gut is wrung full of knots Knots you need knowledge to Get […]

Australian Weekend Style

  A photo essay of where we live. And Sundays Small town by the sea in Australia, population 2000 This may not be typical for all Australians, most of who live in Sydney or Melbourne p.s. we don’t live in that colourful house. It’s just a cool house. We live on a 20 acre farm […]

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

The Australian sex census results are very revealing

Ever wanted to know what your choice of profession means for you in the bedroom? Tired of not knowing if it’s fishermen that have the biggest tackle? Pondering if Tasmania’s map is looking more like Brazil these days? The Australian Sex Census, launched today, is here to shed light on all the dirty, naughty secrets of […]

Miranda Kerr strips nude in Reebok commercial

Reebok Skyscape Forever commercial features a sizzling Miranda Kerr. It’s all about the sneakers in Miranda Kerr‘s new Reebok ad. But the supermodel steals the show in the commercial when she strips down to nothing but her kicks. RELATED: ORLANDO BLOOM BUMPS INTO ESTRANGED WIFE MIRANDA KERR Kerr, 30, is seen getting home after a yoga workout […]

Mask’D Full Script

Watch film Mask’d Art has to be beautiful, but before that it has to be truthful And every artist has to learn truth through a painful private process Ritwik Kumar Ghatak (1925-1976) Ingesting life’s problems and regurgitating them as art It’s cheaper than therapy END INTRO This is not a love story My aim is […]

Requiem 31.1 Full script

Requiem 31.1 Full script. Click here to watch film Transcription with thanks by Bernie Glynn   “Everything in the world is about sex Except sex Sex is about power” – Oscar Wilde Make art. Make love. Make do Excuse the mess in my mind. I’m renovating some memories Now I’ve got to figure out if […]

What Do Men Lie About in Bed?

As Meg Ryan famously demonstrated in “When Harry Met Sally,” women can — and do — fake orgasms in bed. But a new survey suggests that it’s men who are more likely to fake the Big O — and that’s not the only thing they’re lying about between the sheets. Polling more than 1,200 of […]

The Russian who auctioned his virginity for $ 2,600

  Moscow: Twenty four-year-old Alex Stepanov was  the male participant in the controversial “Virgins Wanted” auction held last October. This was part of a proposed documentary series that follows the lives of various virgins as they attempt to have their first erotic encounter. Stepanov joined  Brazilian Catarina Migliorini and became the second main character in […]

Dying for sex: it’s a male marsupial thing

Agile antechinus. Photo: WWF Australia In what may be the ultimate sacrifice for lust, Australian scientists have discovered why the males of some species of marsupial are dying for sex. Scientists have pondered for decades why the males of more than a dozen native species of insect-eating marsupials, including many small rodent-sized antechinus and phascogales, die […]

Chain’D Preview released

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Vaginas are ugly. Apparently

Vice: So I was reading about a student magazine that wanted to put photos of vaginas all over its front cover, and feeling all righteous and right-on about it, ‘cos the people involved all sounded ace. The college mag Honi Soit got 18 brilliant students at Sydney University, Australia, to have their genitals photographed. The plan was to put […]

Forget being buffed for your big break in Angelina Jolie’s new movie. She only has eyes for “very skinny” Australian men

  Forget being buffed and ready for your big break in Angelina Jolie‘s new movie. She is on the lookout for “very skinny” Australian men to be extras in her new film, Unbroken. A general casting call has gone out for a group of men who can play prisoners of war in the epic drama based […]

The Rich Kids of Instagram

Instagram has brought us a lot of things: introducing the world to quinoa-adoring clean eaters, providing a banal meta narrative with the tag #instagram popping up in Australia as one of the most popular; creating words that literally don’t mean anything like #instagood and #instamood, while allowing us to monitor Lena Dunham‘s every documented move. […]

Drawing dicks on the Herald Sun facing Facebook ban

Proud veterans of upholding the true Australian spirit and champions of phallic obstructions on otherwise vanilla newspaper spreads, Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun, faced a brief hiatus from bestowing jizzed up creations to the world, tainting sensibilities in the most ingenious fashion, after Facebook requested that the legends ‘clean up’ their page. Honestly, the […]

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Oops! Sydney-based event planner posts nude selfie of himself to 2000 followers on Instagram

  INSTAGRAM is a great way to keep your friends and fans in the loop but sometimes it’s wise to stop, check… and then check again before posting photos on the social media site. Unfortunately one Sydney-based promotions man forgot this important advice on Friday when he posted an unintentional nude selfie to his 2000-odd […]

Sydney University bans vaginas

  In news this week: Sydney University higher-ups were shocked to discover that there were actual human vaginas on campus (the nerve!) and were forced to have them immediately hidden from view and possibly guillotined. The Sydney University newspaper, Honi Soit (which roughly translates to “shamed be he who thinks evil of it” #relevant), pitched […]

Australian man hospitalized after inserting steel fork into penis for ‘sexual gratification’

  A 70-year-old Australia man was hospitalized after inserting a fork into his penis for “sexual gratification.”   A 4-inch steel dining fork had been self-inserted into his urethra 12 hours before he entered the hospital, according to a study published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. The fork was not visible to […]

Is Gay Marriage a Threat to Traditional Marriage?

  When You Have Common Sense Like This Guy, Who Needs To Argue With Homophobes? With the gay marriage movement in America only about a quarter complete (yikes, right?), 37 states are still in need of a little common sense. Thankfully, Wayne State University professor and author John Corvino is here to give it to […]

Naked Soul

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Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

Jackman slams gay rumours

Hugh Jackman has taken a wrecking ball to rumours that he is gay, after admitting that he is ”frustrated” by the constant speculation over his sexuality. The actor told Channel Nine’s 60 Minutes on Sunday night that if he was gay, he would not make a secret of it. ”If I was, I would be,” he told […]

Woman ‘thought sex was with husband’

A Duntroon officer cadet has gone on trial accused of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay in the dark, waiting for her husband to come home. The woman fell asleep on the couch of her Duntroon home, hoping her husband would return from a formal company dinner in the early hours of April 5 […]