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Apple Refuses To Sell Female Masturbation App

The anthropomorphic mascot of an infantile-looking app called HappyPlayTime is avulva, whose face is a clitoris. It’s kind of cute. But not according to the prudish jerks over at Apple. They’re are not keen on HappyPlayTime’s agenda-pushing. What’s their agenda, you ask? They want to educate ladies on how to masturbate. If the idea that certain women need a […]

Gay Apples

I think this apple is coming between us. But it is admiring our fabulous haircuts and perfect lips. So I’m unsure of what to do next. Sex. Or admiration. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.