Tag Archives: Business

Social Media, Personal Email And Porn – How We Waste Time At Work

  Did you know that productivity losses from non-work related internet surfing have been pegged at high as 40 percent and, despite this, just 15 percent of businesses have an office social media policy? Subsequently, platforms like Twitter and Facebook have become a veritable haven for time suckage during office hours, and many businesses are […]

Removing the Sex From Erotica

Drape I, 2011Eva Stenram has removed people having sex from hardcore pornographic images, covered up pinup photography models with a curtain, and in some cases, has decimated their bodies, leaving only one leg behind. It would be easy to think Stenram were a prude (or worse), but that isn’t the case. “My manipulation does not […]

Rich married city women spur demand for mobile erotic massage

A growing number of married city women regularly seek the services of erotic masseurs that also provide ‘happy endings’, The Nairobian can reveal. Such massage was in the past associated men, but women now seem to be turning the tables. Our enquiries indicate that ‘mobile’ masseurs are the most popular as they can be called […]

Is He The Cheating Kind?

I recently had a tough conversation with a friend of mine about cheating. She has been in a relationship with the same man for about six years. She wants to get married. He doesn’t. She has accepted that and is happy with the commitment they have. Except now, she is not so sure he is […]

Study Says One in Four Regretful Youths Experience Social Media Shame

A highly-scientific “demographically-based” survey using quantifiable, empirical evidence like ‘which emoji best represents your #feels?’ has found that one in four youths experience social media shame after posting a necessary YOLO update that they later feared could jeopardise the current or future job prospects. Basically, Future Employment FOMO. Of the one thousand surveyed American youths […]

Are You Ugly Or Just Lazy?

Men’s grooming and fashion are multibillion-dollar industries that rely on your insecurities to stay afloat. Your anguished morning glance in the mirror is worth a lot of money to a lot of people. But here’s a little secret: In many, if not most, cases, the difference between an ugly man and a reasonably attractive man — and I’m telling […]

Oops! Sydney-based event planner posts nude selfie of himself to 2000 followers on Instagram

  INSTAGRAM is a great way to keep your friends and fans in the loop but sometimes it’s wise to stop, check… and then check again before posting photos on the social media site. Unfortunately one Sydney-based promotions man forgot this important advice on Friday when he posted an unintentional nude selfie to his 2000-odd […]

Sex toy review: The clitoral stimulator

The smallest sex toy is a clitoral stimulator called Secret (pictured above). It’s powered by three AAA batteries in the control unit which is connected to a tiny vibrating bullet by a wire. This means the bullet can be easily slipped into your underwear if you so wish and the naughty little silicone bead controlled […]

Why Do DJs Love Sex (Sounds) So Much?

It happens out of nowhere. You could be standing next to a subwoofer or just on your morning commute. One minute you’re grooving to some phat bassline, starting to wiggle a little bit, when the boom-bap suddenly bursts into nasty, disgusting sex sounds. Not just clips of heavy breathing, but fully-fledged moaning, groaning, and grunting […]

Bottoms

Sexy without being at all personal, and that’s the kinda sexy you need sometimes. “Mummy, why did all those ladies forget to put pants on this morning?”. They’re sluts darling. “Oh. I didn’t realise it was lifestyle based choice. I thought it might be mass hysteria. Or co-incidence”. There is no such thing as co-incidence […]