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Eddie Murphy and His Girlfriend Get Erotic Coffee

  Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend Paige Butcher went on a coffee run to Coffee Bean today and, uh, if Eddie shoved his crotch any further into Pagie’s ass, LA county would have made him wear a condom. The Blemish Related articles Caption This Photo Of Eddie Murphy, His Girlfriend, And Their Hairy Lady Friend… […]

Can erotic fiction enhance your love life?

With the increase in erotic literature that seems to haemorrhage out of the adult book section in book shops, I wondered whether reading erotic fiction can actually help your love life? With a friend whose partner got jealous of her reading the Fifty Shades Of Grey because she spent her time reading instead of having […]

Are You Ugly Or Just Lazy?

Men’s grooming and fashion are multibillion-dollar industries that rely on your insecurities to stay afloat. Your anguished morning glance in the mirror is worth a lot of money to a lot of people. But here’s a little secret: In many, if not most, cases, the difference between an ugly man and a reasonably attractive man — and I’m telling […]

Erotic photoshoot of the sexiest couple Victoria and David Beckham

The most stylish couple in the world- David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are celebrating their 15th wedding anniversary this month. Posh and Becks together make the most the most powerful couple too. Blessed with four kids, their stardom knows no bound. The former spice girl Victoria Beckham owns a highly successful fashion line and her […]

Smooth pleasure in ‘Erotique’ video mix

This clip stars Caprice and Francesca. You might remember Caprice from the last of these three masturbation scenes. Usually, in music videos, the girl on girl action is depicted differently, usually involving ugly underwear and violent butt shaking. That’s why I think that using cool porn like X-Art’s is a fun way to illustrate a music […]

Why shower sex rules – 8 wet gifs

Shower sex is a simple but very effective fantasy and if it’s done right, it can be super hot and satisfying. As well as refreshing. Shower sex always looks so cool. It’s sexy, you’re naked but you’re not cold, and you’re standing up. However, it’s not always that… practical. But who cares, it’s a fantasy, […]

Real Life Russian Barbie

The world knows Valeria Lukyanova as the girl who turned herself into a real-life Barbie doll. Controversy has surrounded her every move since her computer-perfect visage went viral last year. However, what most of the world doesn’t know is that Valeria is not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose […]

Ten Lies Your Depression Tells You

  1. You are a bad person who deserves bad things. 2. You are unhappy because you are lazy or lacking in willpower. Happiness is a choice, a choice that you have failed to make. Somehow, somewhere over the course of your lifetime, when faced with some metaphysical fork in the road, you chose the […]

Leg Warmer Porn

“I’ll squander the hours I should be working trolling the internet for pictures of women whose leg warmers have been spattered with semen. You could call this my kink.” – Lewis “Teabag” Miner, Home Land Legwarmers piss me off in a way that other types of “let’s forget it never happened” fashion fads don’t. Because […]

Hands Down Girly

Stop raising your hands above your head – when dancing, and whenever you’re doing what you’re doing right there. Pretty much all the time. Unless you’re being the ‘Y” in a rendition of YMCA at Gay Pride Day. Apart from that. No.