Archive | September, 2014

Then

  So, episode 41, here it is. It is called Then. And a pre-release review is available for viewing at: http://www.missyjubilee.com/members Password: Now So, this episode. Firstly, it was totally unplanned. A spontaneous eruption of gaseous vapour where there wasn’t notes before. Like that volcano in Japan this week. Just stuff pouring out and chasing […]

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison

1 When I tell people that I recently finished serving a 10-year prison sentence for armed robbery, mostly in maximum-security facilities, I often feel a question lingering in the air. The moment I sense it, I try to respond to the awkward silence in some offhanded way, though it is hard to be blithe and […]

Then

Then By Missy Jubilee. – Written one hour after coming out of a 48 hour psychotic episode 20th September 2014 – I went to a very dark place. For 48 hours. Then I have just come back And I made that film. This. In ten minutes. That’s that About back then – I understand where […]

This.

This. This is two mental breakdowns. Together. This is us. At this time. This. But I choose to focus on. This. Because you are too beautiful. I am too broken. And this life is too short. We’ll heal. If we focus on. Password: This. https://missy-jubilee.squarespace.com/videos/

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

The Top 10 Reasons We’re Not Having Sex Tonight

 A little while ago, some assclown made the news for keeping an Excel spreadsheet of his wife’s excuses for not having sex with him, and sharing it with the world. I can only imagine that makes her want him that much more. In case my beloved husband is keeping track, I would like to preemptively get […]

Will We Accept Pornosexuals As We Have Homosexuals?

A conversation with either a creep or victim of discrimination I got in conversation recently with this decent fellow. We talked about all manner of things–an interesting guy. At one point I asked him about his relationship status. His response went something like this: “Actually I’m a Pornosexual. I rely entirely on porn for my […]

Get It On

What’s on my mind? Penises. That’s what’s on my mind. First things first, here’s the new remix release from the upcoming film Penis Envy (I wonder what that could be about?) This remix is T Rex’s classic Get It On, but maybe a little different to how you’ve ever heard it. It will be the […]

Court grants man divorce over wife’s demand for excessive sex

MUMBAI: A man, who sought separation from his wife alleging that she was aggressive and autocratic with an insatiable appetite for sex, was granted divorce by a family court here. “Due to respondent’s (wife’s) non-appearance before the court, the petitioner’s (husband’s) evidence remains unchallenged on record. Hence this court has no option but to accept […]

Full Script. Episode 40. Fear

  Watch film Fear Monsters don’t sleep under my bed They live in my head So people say I’m Missy Jubilee. And this is me at work. It’s very meta I know I’m a film maker, artist, experimental writer & sound sculptor As a film maker, my subject is sexuality & the origins of desire […]

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

Have you ever played “what’s grosser than gross?” a childhood game where people try to outdo themselves in grotesque scenarios until one person gives up? Let’s play it now with the horrifying knowledge that somewhere, somehow, people may have actually done the shit I’m about to tell you. Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with […]

Emmys 2014: Sarah Silverman on ‘Masters of Sex’ nudity – ‘They’re just boobs’

  Sarah Silverman doesn’t have any problems with her character’s nudity on Showtime’s “Masters of Sex.” “They’re just boobs,” she tells reporters backstage after her Emmy win Monday night (Sept. 25). “I feel like I’ve suddenly been doing nudity since I turned 40. They’re just boobs,” she cracks after winning the statue for Outstanding Writing […]

Her Favorite Places for Public Sex

Where do women want to get frisky in public? We asked, and these 4 indoor and outdoor locations top her list                                                     Summer’s not over yet, so take this advice […]

Man evicted over loud, squeaky sex swing

BERLIN — A German court says a landlady was within her rights to evict a man for persistently using a squeaky swing set in his apartment late at night as a sex prop. The court in Munich said Friday the unidentified man installed the “very old” chain swing set in his apartment in 2012 and […]

What are the main reasons men pay for sex?

There’s a stereotypical image of the kind of men who go to prostitutes. But how do they explain paying for sex? Fred and Laura go on walks, take weekend breaks away, amble round markets and often have meals out. They have a laugh together over things they’ve seen on TV. But they can fight and […]

Report Suggests Sex With Robots Will Be Commonplace By 2025

                    While I don’t put a ton of stock into political polls, I do pay attention to research polls, especially those conducted by PEW. While science fiction is a good indicator of what might come down the pike with regards to science and technology, asking current […]

How is this painting ‘pornographic’ and ‘disgusting’?

You might think that in an art world that encompasses the Chapman brothers’ phallus-nosed children and Jeff Koons’ lascivious studies of La Cicciolina (sample title: “Dirty Jeff On Top”), you would have to sweat blood to produce a work so offensively sexual it would be ejected from a top London gallery. This, however, was the […]