Tag Archives: Sex organ

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver.

Infinitely surreal by nature screensaver. More @ http://www.missyjubilee.com.

FUCK!

Message from Bernie: I so don’t want to be one of those weirdo-psycho fuckers that I so loath, and I will try not to sexualize you more than I should, but goddamn it Missy J! It is not easy to ignore that part of me that craves your body. Holy shit …! FYI, In my […]

Accused of killing his lover with part of a juice extractor

Along the row of nondescript narrow Victorian terraces there is one that stands pinkly out. Loudly rendered in two-tone bright pink and red ochre, with bougainvillea cascading from lace ironwork, and a sign that reads “Casa del Mario”, its style might be described as Gay Italianate. Which is exactly what it is. It was from […]

Fuck what they think screensaver

Fuck what they think.

I dress for boys screensaver

Girls don’t dress for boys. If girls dressed for boys, they would walk around naked all day. I dress for boys. More screensavers & wallpapers at http://www.missyjubilee.com

The gang who couldn’t shoot straight

Seriously, you could give this photo to 10 psychiatrists and it would keep them busy for a decade. There’s some intense passive/agressive control issues being acted out here by someone – and yes I’m looking at you Mr Photographer – if I could see you.

No. Bad idea.

This is the love child creative creation of a porn photographer and a food stylist he met in the bar last night at 4am – and the conversation went – we should work together, it’d be great. Maybe she wasn’t actually a food stylist, but owned a sandwich bar and was just bigging herself up […]

Poking Smot

Smoking and a naked woman. It never gets old.

Don’t take my lunch again. Please.

Animals and their owners. You can always find the likeness if you look hard enough. By the way, did you beat me up in grade 3?. Cause I imagine this is what you would look like now.

Living without clothes screensaver

  Living without clothes simplifies life screensaver and wallpaper

Sexual Artisan screensaver

For those who appreciate their ‘porn’ thoughtfully crafted by a sexual artisan

American tourist gang-raped in India

An American tourist has allegedly been gang-raped by a truck driver and two of his accomplices in the northern Indian state of Himachal Pradesh, police say. “The 30-year-old was raped by men in a truck on Monday night. They offered her a lift and she accepted it,” police inspector Abhimanyu Kumar said on Tuesday. The […]

Porn charges could get artist 10 years’ jail

Melbourne artist Paul Yore could face up to 10 years in prison for possessing and producing child pornography after the seizure of artwork from a St Kilda gallery. Detectives raided the Linden Centre for Contemporary Art on Saturday and removed a number of images from Yore’s installation, Everything’s F—ed, which allegedly depicted sexual acts superimposed […]

A skirt of naked barbie dolls. Wow, what a great idea.

Ok, now you’re just being weird, or ironic, but I’m the guessing the former rather than the later. Actually, I’m a little disturbed – and given how weird I am, that’s high praise indeed.

Hong Kong man, 66, finds he’s a woman after all

A 66-year-old who lived his whole life as a man was given a surprising diagnosis after visiting the doctor in Hong Kong with a swollen abdomen – he was a woman. Doctors realised the patient was female after they found the swelling came from a large cyst on an ovary, the Hong Kong Medical Journal […]

Scores of men outed on ‘wall of shame’

Their professions read like a roll call of respectability – several lawyers, a surgeon, a doctor, two dentists, two college professors, a teacher and a financial adviser are among their ranks, all based in affluent suburbia east of New York. But their police mugshots have been released on a “wall of shame” after more than […]

When women want more sex

The stereotype is that men want more sex than women do – but what happens when it’s the other way around? Women are often portrayed as having low sex drives and that any visit to their sexy town requires more campaigning and negotiation than a UN security council meeting. But what if a woman has […]

Is your mind closed to an open relationship?

Though in the main I’ve had monogamous relationships, I always suspected as I matured and became more secure in myself, I’d face up to the fact I would be happiest with multiple lovers, sometimes at the same time, but no one forever. Perhaps I would be emotionally monogamous to a particularly lovely fellow. However he’d […]

Gay Apples

I think this apple is coming between us. But it is admiring our fabulous haircuts and perfect lips. So I’m unsure of what to do next. Sex. Or admiration. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.

Lesbians rule the Planet

Oh look. It’s two females. Naked. And they’re touching. And looking at each other. This must mean this photo was taken just seconds before they started having sex with each other. If the proportion of naked girls touching in artistic photos indicated the size of the lipstick lesbian population, statistically, there would be no room […]

To tell or not to tell

So you have been best friends since school, you’ve laughed, cried and ridden this rollercoaster called life together.  It feels like there’s nothing you haven’t pulled each other out of or through. So what do you do if you find out that a friend is being cheated on? Melinda Capel, 36, a stay at home […]

Missyland released on Vimeo

The 16th release of The Future Love Sex Art Projekt released on Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com

Michael Douglas contracted the cancer-causing HPV virus through oral sex

Yesterday, Hollywood actor Michael Douglas announced that his battle with thyroid cancer was caused by oral sex – or more specifically, the HPV virus frequently contracted through oral sex. The 68 year-old, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, initially blamed an indulgent lifestyle of cigarettes and […]

Don’t take it personally

Regarding the release of H.2.OH.No, Julian wrote: “damn it missy, you shift me into the most powerful sexual organ, my mind, and there I would like to hold you in my arms til you couldn’t stand it any more and you would freak out, but i would hold you till you surrender, but then its […]