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Fifty Shades of Red-Faced: Firefighters see rise in handcuff call-outs thanks to erotica

London Fire Brigade said in the past three years it had turned out to 79 such incidents – and nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises – and urged people “always keep the keys handy”. The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis […]

Drawing dicks on the Herald Sun facing Facebook ban

Proud veterans of upholding the true Australian spirit and champions of phallic obstructions on otherwise vanilla newspaper spreads, Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun, faced a brief hiatus from bestowing jizzed up creations to the world, tainting sensibilities in the most ingenious fashion, after Facebook requested that the legends ‘clean up’ their page. Honestly, the […]

Erotic Tales of Skinny Dipping

There was a time when skinny-dipping among males was a common practice in America. In the 19th and early 20th centuries, men and boys would think nothing of swimming naked, whether in rural lakes or rivers or in male-only institutions like the YMCA. Even President John Quincy Adams, no libertine, was known for taking a […]

‘Smart’ Toy Vibrates to Erotica

SAN FRANCISO — Unlike most vibrators, “the world’s first smart vibrator” Vibease doesn’t forsake your largest sexual organ — the mind. Vibease purports to titillate neurons (along with your nether regions) through its ability to alter its intensity and rhythm based on the content of erotica downloaded from its mobile app store. “If the voice […]

Australian man hospitalized after inserting steel fork into penis for ‘sexual gratification’

  A 70-year-old Australia man was hospitalized after inserting a fork into his penis for “sexual gratification.”   A 4-inch steel dining fork had been self-inserted into his urethra 12 hours before he entered the hospital, according to a study published in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. The fork was not visible to […]

Edgeplay isn’t your grandmothers BDSM scene

  In front me, a naked woman is chained between two men and is getting slapped with a dead squid while an audience of about a dozen watches. This isn’t performance art, although this is technically an “arts space” and I did pay $10 to be here. This is an edgeplay seminar. Edgeplay is a […]

Aussie porn consumers scammed by hackers

According to The Sydney Morning Herald, a “ransomware” virus implemented by cyber criminals allows hackers to find users accessing adult websites, activate their webcams, lock their desktops, send them an “incriminating” photo of themselves, warn the mass debater that they have broken federal laws “relating to child pornography, copyright or privacy” and demand they pay a […]

US ‘bikini barista’ owner sues city after being accused of using espresso stand as brothel

Everett, Washington: A US woman accused of using her espresso stands as drive-thru brothels is suing the city of Everett in Washington state to recover $US250,000 ($280,867) she says was wrongfully seized by police. Carmela Panico owns the Java Juggs and Twin Peaks “bikini baristas”. She was arrested in June and accused of promoting prostitution, […]

Anthony Weiner’s Dirty Business Reveals The Sad State Of Sanitized Sex

Most political sex scandals follow a predictable narrative: An illicit sexual encounter is followed by exposé, and then the inevitable apology and atonement. From what we know about Anthony Weiner’s transgressions, the mayoral candidate deviated from these stages in one key way: With copious use of the web, he appears to have satisfied his urges […]

Financial domination is an expensive fetish

Being a financial dominatrix is a lot like being an accountant. Except for the fact that people masturbate over your penny-watching and you’re more likely to work from in front of a webcam than behind a desk in a pantsuit. The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or “pay pigs,” as they’re known within […]

Pot farm raid reveals horrifying tale of teen’s alleged captivity

Arrested: Ryan Balletto. When US authorities raided the marijuana growing operation, they found greenhouses filled with plants over six feet (1.8 metres) tall, neatly lined with individual irrigation systems. But the rest of the property, one federal agent recalled, looked like a horror scene. They found dilapidated trailers where farmers appeared to live, caches of […]

Suicide by social media

Vice  In September of this year, a 15 year old girl named Amanda Todd from British Columbia posted a video onto Youtube wherein she detailed a terribly fucked up story with Bob Dylan-esque cue cards, of how one internet pedophile had deliberately destroyed her happiness. You can get all of the painful details from the video, but […]

Three teen girls plead not guilty to pimping

According to a very detailed report by the Ottawa Citizen and a thoroughly researched feature forOttawa Magazine, three teen girls in Ottawa have been accused with running a prostitution ring in which they allegedly blackmailed other young girls and forced them into prostitution. The motive behind all of this is unclear. The Ottawa Magazine piece cites a pimping expert who says […]

Camera in share house bathroom: man charged

A man has been charged after he allegedly hid a camera in the bathroom of his share house in Sydney’s west and secretly filmed his housemates. The 31-year-old will face court next week after one of his housemates allegedly discovered the camera in the communal bathroom in Auburn. Police said a 30-year-old woman was preparing […]

Children’s Centre Closed Due To Sexy After Hours Swinging Party

Understandable outrage has ensued after details of the most poorly chosen location for a sex party—at a children’s play centre—have been released. Owners of the children’s centre have disgusted parents with their Craigslist advertisement featuring raunchy, nude photos of themselves—posted for a party planned to be held last Saturday. The couple decided to not-so-modestly advertise that […]

A Svengali’s parting shot at the goddess who outgrew him

Nigella married her Svengali – Charles Saatchi. He revelled in her – nay, their – success. His status and millions ensured that no matter how popular his wife became, he was still the greater of the two. He plotted her career minutely, from the cheeky subversive title of her next book, How to be a […]

Photographer defends Nigella Lawson pictures

The photographer who took pictures of Nigella Lawson being assaulted by her husband says the attack lasted for “27 minutes of madness” but he didn’t intervene because he feared being arrested himself. Snapper Jean-Paul says the incident outside a London restaurant shouldn’t be brushed under the carpet and the celebrity chef Lawson was “properly abused” […]

You Will Get Raped in That Dress

  According to a new study conducted by the Canadian Women’s Foundation, one in five Canadians think that a woman provokes sexual assault if she is drunk and 11 per cent believe she encourages sexual assault when she wears a short skirt. But in my opinion, the most shocking finding was that younger adults, aged 18 […]

Playboy boyfriend guilty of killing fashion designer lover

  New York: The playboy boyfriend of a fashion designer has been convicted of strangling and drowning her in the bath at a swanky hotel after a tumultuous six-month relationship. Nicholas Brooks, whose father was an Oscar-winning composer who wrote You Light Up My Life put his face in his hands silently as the murder verdict was read […]

Taxi driver banned for inviting teen to try prostitution

A Sydney taxi driver has been banned from working after he suggested a 17-year-old passenger should ”prostitute himself” during a trip in the inner west. The teenager, who cannot be identified, reported driver Vilame Sodiki’s sexually explicit comments to Roads and Maritime Services this year and it cancelled his authority to drive a taxi. Mr […]

Woman ‘thought sex was with husband’

A Duntroon officer cadet has gone on trial accused of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay in the dark, waiting for her husband to come home. The woman fell asleep on the couch of her Duntroon home, hoping her husband would return from a formal company dinner in the early hours of April 5 […]

Hands up

Hands up. Amongst other things. These bank robbers are getting very creative.

Silvio Berlusconi sentenced to jail

A Milan court has sentenced Italian former prime minister Silvio Berlusconi to seven years in prison after convicting him of paying for sex with a minor – but he will not have to serve any jail tim. Berlusconi was found guilty of paying for sex with former teenage nightclub dancer Karima El Mahroug, better known […]

Serena Williams: teen rape victim ‘lucky’

Tennis champion Serena Williams is facing an angry backlash after suggesting that a teenage rape victim ‘‘shouldn’t have put herself in that position’’ and was ‘‘lucky’’ not to have been further injured in a crime that transfixed the US. The world’s top-ranked women’s player questioned why the 16-year-old victim, who was raped by two high school […]

Accused of killing his lover with part of a juice extractor

Along the row of nondescript narrow Victorian terraces there is one that stands pinkly out. Loudly rendered in two-tone bright pink and red ochre, with bougainvillea cascading from lace ironwork, and a sign that reads “Casa del Mario”, its style might be described as Gay Italianate. Which is exactly what it is. It was from […]

American tourist gang-raped in India

An American tourist has allegedly been gang-raped by a truck driver and two of his accomplices in the northern Indian state of Himachal Pradesh, police say. “The 30-year-old was raped by men in a truck on Monday night. They offered her a lift and she accepted it,” police inspector Abhimanyu Kumar said on Tuesday. The […]

Porn charges could get artist 10 years’ jail

Melbourne artist Paul Yore could face up to 10 years in prison for possessing and producing child pornography after the seizure of artwork from a St Kilda gallery. Detectives raided the Linden Centre for Contemporary Art on Saturday and removed a number of images from Yore’s installation, Everything’s F—ed, which allegedly depicted sexual acts superimposed […]

Scores of men outed on ‘wall of shame’

Their professions read like a roll call of respectability – several lawyers, a surgeon, a doctor, two dentists, two college professors, a teacher and a financial adviser are among their ranks, all based in affluent suburbia east of New York. But their police mugshots have been released on a “wall of shame” after more than […]

You should say something. You really should.

This sounds like a deep and meaningful at 4am in a nightclub with the girl with the red hair that you just met in the bathroom five minutes ago doing blow together. Not that that has ever happened to me. But I think we were talking about the unfairness of nightclubs charging $5 for tap […]

Bizarrre: Man gropes woman’s thigh, then photographs her

POLICE are hunting for a man who indecently assaulted and photographed a woman in a car park in Perth’s southern suburbs at the weekend. The 32-year-old woman was assaulted about 1pm on Saturday in the car park of the Gateways Shopping Centre in Success. The woman had parked her car near the post office entrance […]

See Topless Woman? Just Move On, Police Are Told

In the cold of February, as New York City police officers gathered for their daily orders at roll call, they were given a rather unusual command, for both its timing and its substance: If they happened upon a topless woman, they were not to arrest her. The command was read at 10 consecutive roll calls. […]

Ghostbustin’

Ghosts: they’re cruel and sexy bastards. That’s what an unnamed Tasmanian man learned when he set up a camera to film their supernatural antics, ala Paranormal Activity, and instead got to watch his 28 year old wife boning his 16 year old son. Apparently his wife laughed it off as a misunderstanding, but junior admitted […]

Girls Gone Wild

You may recall that Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, was recently found guilty of false imprisonment, assault and interfering with a witness. Well, he’s identified who the real guilty party is: you people in the jury, who are just all jealous of the fact that you’re not Joe Francis. “Just to convict people […]

Knock at the door, couple find badly injured naked man

Detectives are yet to interview a seriously injured man who was naked when he knocked on the door of an elderly couple’s home in Sydney’s west and pleaded for help. The man, aged in his 20s, was believed to be suffering from a number of injuries, including bleeding from a serious cut to his hand, […]

Outrage over plan to cap abuse claims

Nobody knew why Roslyn Parker was nicknamed ”Matches” until 2009, when she revealed she had been raped 50 years earlier at the age of nine. After the sexual abuse started, Roslyn ran away from home and would scream if anyone got too close to her. She was called ”Matches” because she would ”light up” so […]

Sydney man accused of putting wife through Russian roulette ordeal

A man who subjected his wife to a terrifying ordeal of Russian roulette has pleaded guilty to weapons offences in a Sydney court. George Batista is accused of pulling out a revolver in the garage of the home he shared with his de facto wife in Greystanes in western Sydney in December 2010. He loaded […]

Fourth man charged in connection with ‘sex antics’ murder case

Police have charged a fourth person over the shooting death of a 24-year-old woman in Melbourne’s north-west last month. Kara Doyle, 24, died in hospital on April 23, six days after she arrived, injured, at an Avondale Heights service station in the company of two men. A 43-year-old man from Avondale Heights was charged on […]