Missy Jubilee. 055. PopPorn

Missy Jubilee. 055. Pop Porn

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An Idiots Guide to Porn.

Chapter One. Employment

So you’re about to decide what you want to do when you grow up, and you’ve narrowed the choice down to being a Porn Star vs being a Clown. But what is the right decision?

Clown vs Porn Star. Spot the difference

Clowning is an art that takes years to learn, is cheap, has a dark side, requires putting aside one’s dignity in the pursuit of a living, is choreographed to perfection, is repetitious, seeks attention, has ridiculous costumes, loud colours, big shoes and painted on expressions

I would like time to count the letters as well, but there isn’t time

Part 1: Filling the chasm between sex and the porn finished product with an dystopian appreciation for the lines of the human body, the beauty of the act of sex in motion and the brutality of betrayal

This is a visual story
From engagement to ejaculation
Told through 100’s of hours of porn footage
And 100’s of porn actors

The only difference between the original porn footage
And what you are about to see is…

Editing

You would think that someone like me,
With my sexual history
My state of mind
And the films I make,
Would be addicted to porn

Well, actually….

The opposite of addicted would be ambivalent
I am that towards porn

I am ambivalent to anything
that is the opposite of creative, insightful & truthful

I am ambivalent to entertainment that relies on apathic torn-down women
and the less finer qualities of men

I didn’t have access to the internet until I left home at 16
And for that I’m very glad

I’m not sure who I would be today
If I was exposed to the amount of hardcore pornography
Today’s teenagers are

For the first and only time in history
we are educating a generation of boys about sex using violent internet porn

They are taught to look at women’s bodies, evaluate it, spank it, ejaculate on it
and move on

A high rating as an sex object is the most valuable tribute
a woman can get from her lover

How do those young minds resolve that moral issue?

They don’t

I didn’t

In the end, porn is the ultimate representation of current human sexuality
and also the way we can most incorrectly genetically modify future human sexuality

“Pure power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.” – George Orwell. 1984

How free are we as a society
if we buy an industry
that sells sex in the name of freedom of expression
but we don’t have the emotional maturity
to count the cost beyond
censorship
dollars
plastic tits
and a donk to die for

A society not being responsible for actions & reactions
Is a society pulling hard on the emotional reins

I think this is how The Decline of the Roman Empire started

Just saying

Part 2:  A Poem to the Porn Industry in the key of C

When is a lover not a lover
When they are just a fucker
Good fuckers
Bad fuckers
Sorry fuckers
Lazy fuckers
Arbitrary fuckers
Arbitrary fucks by the light of the laptop
Flicker on. Flicker off

Snake charming
Bed burning
Hot mess
Raise the sail
Float the boat
Drop the bridge
Cross  the moat
Her waters are boiling
So you can drink the sea

Deary me

Is this what we have reduced sex to?

I got a feeling
That I don’t care
If nothing isn’t there

It’s Porn

Finding ways
To lose my self
Preoccupation
De-socialization
When watching became enough
Is enough
As yet not enough
Porous regret
Again and again
A pound of flesh
For an ounce of pain

“He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a foot stamping on a human face. Forever” – George Orwell. 1984

This is a film about my relationship with the Porn Intersexual Megaplex and creating an alternative to porn which is as entertaining as watching a walrus fucking a mechanical lullaby

But first, before the Walrus action – Me & Porn

My reaction to porno films is as follows:

After the first two minutes, I want to screw
After the first five minutes, my head is full of splattergories and I’m trying to run away
After the first ten minutes, I never want to be within a 2km radius of anything that generates sperm ever again
After 11 minutes, the needle of my interest in porn meter bounces around zero and stays there

After watching porn, I have this recurring dream.  I dream I have a disease that no doctor can treat. It’s a condition called “My head is full of fucks and I’m sick and tired of having mangoo on my face”.

An audible sound of eeewwww escapes my lips

Also, when I try to watch porn
imaginary parents appear over my shoulder
and watch what I was watching

Fuck. I just lost my 1058 open tabs. I don’t think I ever want to find that thread again anyway

The writer takes over the keyboard. The adults are now in control

If you take the music & humour away from sex, as porn does, my head is dead to you

If I want something more than porn as sexual filmed entertainment, I could wait for the cosmic clouds of change to form in the high winds of the porn industry.

But I can smell the no desire for change, and the birds of creativity have gone quiet.

That is never a good sign.

“The first porn movie filmed by a drone has been released. The film is expected to be a big surprise to the people who star in it”

Ideas, if they are to be implemented successfully, are usually reduced down to the central concept, organised around a limited number of core values

Historically, porn has been based on 4 core values:

  1. Harder
  2. Wider
  3. Bigger
  4. Weirder

The future of porn will also be based on 4 values:

  1. More harder
  2. More wider
  3. More bigger
  4. More weirder

Porn seems know its target audience very well.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” – Bert Lance, Director of the Office of Management and Budget in Jimmy Carter’s 1977 administration. May 1977

The concepts of lateral thinking, or producing more interesting entertainment do not appear to be strategically important or relevant to the porn industry

“The past is our definition. We will escape it only by adding something better to it.” -Wendell Berry

Although I consider porn a significant piece of humanity
which is protected under the constitution in the clause
“life, liberty and the pursuit of faked happiness”
and as such, is worthy of respectful intellectual consideration
I just don’t buy-in to the Arcadian dream of
a great, cross-digital brotherhood of buttsex bros
using two-dimensional woman-shaped planks
where a porntopia of appropriately prescribed sodomy  & buggery
is committed by pneumatically erectible penises
that taste improbably like cinnamon and forest berries

Falsely interlocking all the elements above makes them seem doubly true
and this asymmetry of control maintains men’s power in the porn myth

“Someone in the Vatican was found downloading porn. He was looking at shocking images of women in positions of power & leadership”

As an emotional cripple addicted to analyzing every minuscule detail of sexual intent, porn has had very little impact on me.

The woman only offers gratification, release. No emotion, no caring. Excitement without commitment. How does the mind attached to that body resolve the moral issue?

alexithymia (Psychiatry) difficulty in experiencing, expressing, and describing emotional responses.

The internet is a perfect drug delivery system for this education
pumped into your house 24/7 free of charge
you are anonymous, aroused
and have role models to validate all types of behaviors

It’s a delivery system designed to create a whole generation of young head fucked sexual zombies addicted to interior lives, aggressive emotions and poor judgement

“If you want to keep a secret, you must first hide it from yourself” George Orwell. 1984

As a society, we have a distorted and hidden view of our fantasies
because we don’t talk about them enough, or truthfully at all
When you force anything into the shadows and underground
you make it a lot easier for bad things to happen

Consuming pornography does not lead to more sex or happiness,
it leads to more porn,
with reactions that range from from excited or turned-on
to possibly sexually psychopathic or mentally disturbed

As a humanity – we are collectively being sexually weakened by unintelligent,  badly made, cheap, sex education posing as porn

Only when the customer is sick and tired
of being drowned in a bucket of filth
will the filth and its source will dry up

“A new study found that people who watch a lot of porn have smaller brains. So now we know why porn plots are so simple” – Conan O’Brien

If I hold this point of view
then I feel a responsibility
to provide an alternative
even if it is just for me

As always, rather than going around the obstacle, I choose to go through it

holophrasis: (noun) a complex expression of an idea in a single word

PopPorn isn’t a genre of porn
It’s a thought process
It’s an obsession
With recycled pop culture
With ugly truths
With exploring the other alternative visual constructs of the sexual psyche
With appropriating content Straight Outta Porn
Not Outta Compton

It is a point of view
That rode out on a the Unicorn of Ridiculousness
To put the music back in porn
It knew nothing less

It is my defense against being fucked in the head by porn
So I art it like I stole it
It is the only porn I can watch
Everything in moderation
Except porn

“The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, or a hell of a heaven” – John Milton, Paradise Lost

Porn was not meant to be thought about. Orthodoxy means not thinking – not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve looked – a lot
and there’s some alright stuff online
but I prefer my own mind
where I’ve got my kind of porny porn playing all day long

“Experts are claiming that watching porn is bad for your sex life. Those experts are called “wives.” – Conan O’Brien

I will say this….I will watch more porn…if…
they invent a machine that can gauge
how much I have regressed as an intelligent human being
in the past five minutes while I’ve been watching porn

The teacher asked the little boy “What do you want to do when you leave school?” The little boy replied “Watch YouPorn, wank, eat and sleep. What are your plans, miss?”

In the end, porn is the ultimate representation of current human sexuality
and also the way we can most incorrectly genetically modify future human sexuality

I have a message from YouPorn.  No YouPorn, I do not want to do charity work for “Porn Without Borders”, can’t you see I’m at work?

*I heard moaning, and I thought….well… you know*

Oh – sorry, disregard that moaning coming from my iPad,  I was watching women’s tennis

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Pornography is beautiful. Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them” – George Orwell. 1984

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