Monster! Where? There!

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There

Where Is There?

There?

It’s All Crazy

There

It’s All Circular

There

And All Roads Lead Back To

Malice

There.

With Intent

Or Not.

But Why Do You

Care?

Is It

To Be

Or Not Be

A Monster

When Life Is

Imitating Art

Imitating A Roundabout

Imitating A Car Crash

Imitating One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

But Without The Funny Bits?

Is It Because Trilogies Are So 90’s

And Tetralogies Are The New Black?

They Are?

Yes

Well, Who Knew

The French Probably

And In The Best

Tragic French Cinema Tradition

Supposedly Some Kind Of Monster Presents:

This.

Then.

Hurt.

There.

A Modern Tragedy

So This Is

There.

It Is Either…

A Poem About What’s Not There

Or

The Realisation And Unmasking

Of A Hidden Monster

In The Form Of A Tetrology

This Crazy Journey Begins

And

Its All Upside From.

Here

I Mean

There

Or Somewhere

We Stop For Lunch

Look

Someone Says

Look. Over There

Where?

There!

There?

Is That A Black Bear?

In There?

In The Crazy Forest?

Yes

Right There

In The Crazy Forest

With The Other Bears

Stare

Looking At Bears

See?

The Black Bear

Taking Up Too Much Space

Right There

Can You See?

Stare

Oh I See.

And There’s

Maybe Not Too Much

Upside Going On

There

For That Black

Bear.

Not Even

Skin Care

But I Do

Swear

For A Black

Bear

She Looks Like She Knows A Lot Of

Other Bears

In There.

Would That Be Fair?

Stare

Yes. That Would Be

Fair

For A Black

Bear

To Be In There

In A Bear Forest

With Other Bears

Where

All You Have To Do Is

Stare

And Not Care

If You Can Sit On

Chairs

That Aren’t Flying Though The

Air

Yes

That Would Be

Fair

For A Black Bear

To Be In

There

But Why Do You

Care?

If There’s A Bear

In There?

If That Were Indeed A

Black Bear

That Would Be

Fair

So I Was

Just Wondering

What Kind Of

Snare

You Would Have To

Prepare

To Catch A Black

Bear

If That

Black Bear

Was Actually A Mis-Understood Koala

Bear

With A Liking For

Voltaire?

That Would Be Rare

That Snare

To Catch Such A

Bear

Hmmm. Maybe

Air.

And Some

Prayer.

And A

Chair.

From Over

There.

From Near The

Bears Lair?

Oh, What A Fine

Snare

To Catch Such A

Rare

Bear

And What A Sad

Affair

For That

Bear

To Live A Life Walking On

Air

Only To Find Out

You Were Just

Unaware

And Could Be Paired With A

Chair

To Create A Life Of

Despair

Playing

Solitaire

With A Bear Named

Claire

So Prepare.

And Read Some

Voltaire.

Cancel The Subscription To

Vanity Fair

Maybe Buy A

Deck Chair

Because

This Could Be A

Long Affair

The Last Time

The Titanic Didn’t Sink In

Thin Air

With A Polar

Bear

In The Captains

Chair

So This Would Be A

Gala Affair

If It Weren’t So

Doctinaire

And All About

Dental Care

The End

P.S.

‘A Bear In There’ Is A Trademark Of Playschool

A Show I Despised Growing Up

I Have Met Others Who Feel The Same

Moral Of The Story

Why Is There A Bear In Playschool?

Not Really A Moral

More A Question

For Kids Television

Producers

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