Monster! Where? There!

 

There

–

Where Is There?

There?

It’s All Crazy

There

It’s All Circular

There

And All Roads Lead Back To

Malice

There.

With Intent

Or Not.

But Why Do You

Care?

–

Is It

To Be

Or Not Be

A Monster

When Life Is

Imitating Art

Imitating A Roundabout

Imitating A Car Crash

Imitating One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

But Without The Funny Bits?

–

Is It Because Trilogies Are So 90’s

And Tetralogies Are The New Black?

They Are?

Yes

Well, Who Knew

The French Probably

–

And In The Best

Tragic French Cinema Tradition

Supposedly Some Kind Of Monster Presents:

This.

Then.

Hurt.

There.

A Modern Tragedy

–

So This Is

There.

It Is Either…

A Poem About What’s Not There

Or

The Realisation And Unmasking

Of A Hidden Monster

In The Form Of A Tetrology

–

This Crazy Journey Begins

–

And

Its All Upside From.

Here

I Mean

There

Or Somewhere

–

We Stop For Lunch

–

Look

Someone Says

Look. Over There

Where?

There!

There?

Is That A Black Bear?

In There?

In The Crazy Forest?

Yes

Right There

In The Crazy Forest

With The Other Bears

–

Stare

Looking At Bears

–

See?

The Black Bear

Taking Up Too Much Space

Right There

Can You See?

–

Stare

–

Oh I See.

And There’s

Maybe Not Too Much

Upside Going On

There

For That Black

Bear.

Not Even

Skin Care

–

But I Do

Swear

For A Black

Bear

She Looks Like She Knows A Lot Of

Other Bears

In There.

Would That Be Fair?

–

Stare

–

Yes. That Would Be

Fair

For A Black

Bear

To Be In There

In A Bear Forest

With Other Bears

Where

All You Have To Do Is

Stare

And Not Care

If You Can Sit On

Chairs

That Aren’t Flying Though The

Air

–

Yes

That Would Be

Fair

For A Black Bear

To Be In

There

–

But Why Do You

Care?

If There’s A Bear

In There?

–

If That Were Indeed A

Black Bear

That Would Be

Fair

So I Was

Just Wondering

What Kind Of

Snare

You Would Have To

Prepare

To Catch A Black

Bear

If That

Black Bear

Was Actually A Mis-Understood Koala

Bear

With A Liking For

Voltaire?

–

That Would Be Rare

That Snare

To Catch Such A

Bear

–

Hmmm. Maybe

Air.

And Some

Prayer.

And A

Chair.

From Over

There.

From Near The

Bears Lair?

–

Oh, What A Fine

Snare

To Catch Such A

Rare

Bear

–

And What A Sad

Affair

For That

Bear

To Live A Life Walking On

Air

Only To Find Out

You Were Just

Unaware

And Could Be Paired With A

Chair

To Create A Life Of

Despair

Playing

Solitaire

With A Bear Named

Claire

–

So Prepare.

And Read Some

Voltaire.

Cancel The Subscription To

Vanity Fair

Maybe Buy A

Deck Chair

Because

This Could Be A

Long Affair

–

The Last Time

The Titanic Didn’t Sink In

Thin Air

With A Polar

Bear

In The Captains

Chair

–

So This Would Be A

Gala Affair

If It Weren’t So

Doctinaire

And All About

Dental Care

–

The End

–

P.S.

‘A Bear In There’ Is A Trademark Of Playschool

A Show I Despised Growing Up

I Have Met Others Who Feel The Same

Moral Of The Story

Why Is There A Bear In Playschool?

Not Really A Moral

More A Question

For Kids Television

Producers