There
–
Where Is There?
There?
It’s All Crazy
There
It’s All Circular
There
And All Roads Lead Back To
Malice
There.
With Intent
Or Not.
But Why Do You
Care?
–
Is It
To Be
Or Not Be
A Monster
When Life Is
Imitating Art
Imitating A Roundabout
Imitating A Car Crash
Imitating One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
But Without The Funny Bits?
–
Is It Because Trilogies Are So 90’s
And Tetralogies Are The New Black?
They Are?
Yes
Well, Who Knew
The French Probably
–
And In The Best
Tragic French Cinema Tradition
Supposedly Some Kind Of Monster Presents:
This.
Then.
Hurt.
There.
A Modern Tragedy
–
So This Is
There.
It Is Either…
A Poem About What’s Not There
Or
The Realisation And Unmasking
Of A Hidden Monster
In The Form Of A Tetrology
–
This Crazy Journey Begins
–
And
Its All Upside From.
Here
I Mean
There
Or Somewhere
–
We Stop For Lunch
–
Look
Someone Says
Look. Over There
Where?
There!
There?
Is That A Black Bear?
In There?
In The Crazy Forest?
Yes
Right There
In The Crazy Forest
With The Other Bears
–
Stare
Looking At Bears
–
See?
The Black Bear
Taking Up Too Much Space
Right There
Can You See?
–
Stare
–
Oh I See.
And There’s
Maybe Not Too Much
Upside Going On
There
For That Black
Bear.
Not Even
Skin Care
–
But I Do
Swear
For A Black
Bear
She Looks Like She Knows A Lot Of
Other Bears
In There.
Would That Be Fair?
–
Stare
–
Yes. That Would Be
Fair
For A Black
Bear
To Be In There
In A Bear Forest
With Other Bears
Where
All You Have To Do Is
Stare
And Not Care
If You Can Sit On
Chairs
That Aren’t Flying Though The
Air
–
Yes
That Would Be
Fair
For A Black Bear
To Be In
There
–
But Why Do You
Care?
If There’s A Bear
In There?
–
If That Were Indeed A
Black Bear
That Would Be
Fair
So I Was
Just Wondering
What Kind Of
Snare
You Would Have To
Prepare
To Catch A Black
Bear
If That
Black Bear
Was Actually A Mis-Understood Koala
Bear
With A Liking For
Voltaire?
–
That Would Be Rare
That Snare
To Catch Such A
Bear
–
Hmmm. Maybe
Air.
And Some
Prayer.
And A
Chair.
From Over
There.
From Near The
Bears Lair?
–
Oh, What A Fine
Snare
To Catch Such A
Rare
Bear
–
And What A Sad
Affair
For That
Bear
To Live A Life Walking On
Air
Only To Find Out
You Were Just
Unaware
And Could Be Paired With A
Chair
To Create A Life Of
Despair
Playing
Solitaire
With A Bear Named
Claire
–
So Prepare.
And Read Some
Voltaire.
Cancel The Subscription To
Vanity Fair
Maybe Buy A
Deck Chair
Because
This Could Be A
Long Affair
–
The Last Time
The Titanic Didn’t Sink In
Thin Air
With A Polar
Bear
In The Captains
Chair
–
So This Would Be A
Gala Affair
If It Weren’t So
Doctinaire
And All About
Dental Care
–
The End
–
P.S.
‘A Bear In There’ Is A Trademark Of Playschool
A Show I Despised Growing Up
I Have Met Others Who Feel The Same
Moral Of The Story
Why Is There A Bear In Playschool?
Not Really A Moral
More A Question
For Kids Television
Producers
Talk to me baby