Donald Trump would not have sex with Kim Kardashian. Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assumethat’s part of the rich tapestry here. Via Hollywood Life:

When asked if he thinks Kim’s butt is too big, Donald was blunt. “Well, absolutely! It’s record setting. In the old days, they’d say she’s got a bad body,” he spilled to the Howard Stern Show on June 17. Wow. He’s no fan of JLo’s booty, either. When Howard asked Donald if he prefers Kim or JLo, he said neither! “I would pass on both,” he boldy declared.

When reached for comment, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez drove off a cliff together because it’s every woman’s dream to watch an elderly man come dangerously close to a heart attack when his toupee hits her in the face as he’s flopping his gray, half-erect penis against her vagina. Why go on living?

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One Comment on “Donald Trump would not have sex with Kim Kardashian. Or Jennifer Lopez”

  1. dirk_gently
    August 13, 2014 at 4:54 pm #

    For the record; Donald Trump appears to be an enormous arse.

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