On Which Day Do Most People Masturbate?

PornHub statisticians, hailing from the US porn website Pornhub, a site where you can watch pornography, which is predominantly explicit video and pictures of human sexual organs, have released their Pornhub 2013 Year in Review. And boy is there a lot of creampie!

Okay, so apparently 14.7 billion people visited Pornhub in 2013 and viewed 63.2 billion videos, usually on a Monday. Yes, that is correct, in almost every country surveyed Vitamin P Hub received the largest number of viewers on Monday and the least on Saturday. But like, shouldn’t these people be at work? How are they going to be mazzing at wo–ohhhhhh. Dang.

Some other fun info-graphic tidbits:

Now ‘scientifically’ ‘proven’ that Wii makes you horny:

Xbox players have staying power:

So multicultural!

In other porn news, Israel has become the first country in the world to outlaw ‘revenge porn,’ which they define as any videos made by a couple and then realeased without the consent of both parties after the relationship ends. Anyone who does this is now considered a sex criminal and faces up to five years in jail. Israeli lawmaker, Yifat Kariv, said, “Think twice about what you’re doing and who you’re doing and with whom you’re doing what.” She went on to say, “I want to say to the other side – you don’t want to be a sexual criminal for the rest of your life. Think about what you’re doing.” Lesson: think before you amateur porn. Otherwise, carry on.

Categories: Sex

One Comment on “On Which Day Do Most People Masturbate?”

  1. dirk_genlty
    February 6, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

    I don’t understand the graphic. Does that mean nearly half the UK spent New Years Eve pleasuring themselves over images of a Lesbian called Lisa Ann? Ive never heard of her, but if you send a photo I will give it a shot.

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