Archive | 2014

I Was A Troubled Child Gone Wild

She is frenetic, said some Possessed, exclaimed others But she did not try to injure anyone — Lucien Arreat, “Pathology of Artists,” The Alienist and Neurologist   The Troubled Child This is the poem Of the troubled child Say it softly For the poem is wild – Can you love a monster With a frightening name Like little […]

Female executives who are driven in the boardroom are also driven in the bedroom

A quarter of men said women who are successful in their careers are more sexually voracious The best lovers do not have the biggest salaries – with people earning £15,000-£20,000 described as the best in bed Money is more of an aphrodisiac to women than it is for men But money cannot buy you love […]

My First Kiss Made Me Wet

“Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other” – Rene Yasenek I think about More Than I forget But This early memory For me Is The essence of Wet My first kiss Was A watery abyss A scene from Titanic That I wish […]

8 Scientifically Proven Ways To Have The Best Relationship Of Your Life

For many of us, our romantic relationships are one of the most central part of our For many of us, our romantic relationships are one of the most central part of our lives. When things are going well, they are a source of total joy; but when they’re not, our relationships can bring about heartache. […]

Missy Jubilee. Fear. Full script

Watch film Episode 40. Fear. Full script Start 9pm first night of filming Once in a while, put on your girl’s face A film of mine that you can show children without fear of arrest …shit just got real 8 hours later This film was shot over 6 consecutive nights with one camera in front […]

4 Reasons Why Women Should Masturbate More Often

In as much as men talk about their masturbation openly, many women shy off to talk about masturbation, even if they engage in it. Some others do not even want to imagine that they ought to masturbate. You need not feel ashamed of masturbating. More so, a lot of myths that surround female masturbation are […]

Christmas Eve 2014. Thoughts on being a horse

“If you are fearful, a horse will back off. If you are calm and confident, it will come forward. For those who are often flattered or feared, the horse can be a welcome mirror of the best in human nature” -Clare Balding This is Marley. Marley is an ex-racehorse. He is 15 hands high, and he […]

Missy Jubilee. Free. Stills & words from the film

Pictures of me. Words of others. Perceptions in abstract “Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.”  ― Jim Morrison “This very powerful and crazy stuff.  I hope it is therapeutic to write this all down.  I need a scotch […]

Free. Advance Long Form Script

Free Freedom is a big blue bus and a ticket to ride People often ask – what do you want out of this? Fame? Money? Healing? What I really want is to fix up the big blue bus, and buy a ticket to ride that says ‘you don’t have to come back here. Ever’ I […]

It Will Be What It Will Be. It Was What It Was

Sunday Morning. 7am. Meet my little friend. His name is Marley (as in Bob)

This is Marley Marley is an ex-racehorse. He is 15 hands high, and he loves hugs, especially on Sunday mornings. He’s a big softy. He also likes having his photo taken. The camera loves him, and he knows it. “When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be […]

Ode’s To Rejection. Naked Files 02

Watch Naked Files 02 “What inspires respect for a woman, and often enough even fear, is her nature, which is more “natural” than man’s, the genuine, cunning suppleness of a beast of prey, the tiger’s claw under the glove, the naiveté of her egoism, her un-educatability and inner wildness, the incomprehensibility, scope, and movement of […]

Sexologists defined which erotic fantasies are normal

        Canadian specialists conducted a research to get to know which erotic dreams are within the norms, and which are not normal. Researchers decided to sort out the problem not via a way of physical tests, but to conduct polls among the citizens of the country. The summary is published in the […]

How a $250 Erotic Massage Led To A Surprisingly Happy Ending

Ellie, a high-powered attorney with a teenage son at boarding school, was in need of some sexual inspiration. She was chatting with a girlfriend, while spinning at SoulCycle about an erotic masseuse who was buzzing about the Upper East Side, giving happy endings to a bevy of increasingly turned-on wives. “He was the gateway drug out […]

Parkinson’s disease sufferers win payout from Pfizer for drug linked to gambling, sex addiction

Pat Galea, who suffers from Restless Legs Syndrome, was part of the class action against drug company Pfizer. Photo: Meredith O’Shea Almost 200 Australians who developed gambling and sexual addictions after taking prescription drugs used to treat Parkinson’s disease will be awarded compensation over alleged failures to warn them about side-effects. Drug manufacturer Pfizer this […]

Broken Things To Fix. The Writing Behind Naked Files 02

Naked Files 02 The Episode About Broken Things To Fix Like Unconditional Love, Mermaids And Unicorns One Of These May Or May Not Be Real This Episode Is Too Much Me For Me To See Clearly Or I See Too Much Too Clearly Looking Through The Interview Process My Mannerisms Are Disturbing Because I Can […]

Pornhub forced to take down giant erection

Pornhub forced to take down giant erection PORNHUB’S giant erection in New York’s Times Square has come down, apparently on grounds of taste. The 17mx15m billboard was a shot in the dark for the porn giant, which had not previously made a big splash in public places. But the campaign, featuring the design of competition […]

The new UK porn legislation will turn erotic film into boring, unrealistic male fantasy

Prohibiting something doesn’t make it unattainable, it only makes it more desirable  Today, pornography in the UK has been quietly censored, with a long list of acts now banned from film. As an erotic film maker, I’m saddened by what I hear, not only because my fellow producers will suffer as businesses, but because what […]

Sexologist finds most people wonder if their sex lives are normal

Sex three times a day. No sex at all. Asexual. Highly sexual. Scared of sex. Sex drought. Can’t stop thinking about it. Am I normal? It’s a question that clinical sexologist and counselling psychologist Sarah Calleja hears often from clients at her South Yarra consulting rooms. And the answer, you will be pleased to know, […]

Why Great Sex Is An Art Form

A few weeks ago I sat in a poolside cabana at The Avalon, a mid-century jewel of a hotel in Beverly Hills, eating dinner with a man who told me: “To you, sex is art.” I was both flattered and amused. Amused because we hadn’t even slept together — he was referring to my blog. […]

Disco Shit

Disco Shit The 100% Pure Colombian Remixxx Music From The Film Nudimatik What Is DJ’ing In Front Of 20,000 Drug Fucked Australians At Outdoor Dance Festivals In Summer In 34 Degree Celsius Heat Like? Well… Do You Ever Have A Recurring Dream That You’re At A Picnic Table Listening To A Conversation And You Realize […]

‘This is really embarrassing but…’ The quirky sex questions everyone’s too shy to ask

Some sex secrets are standard ‘water cooler’ material (‘I’d do Chris Hemsworth in a heartbeat’). Others get spilt, along with the red wine, over dinner with good friends (‘I miss what I did with my ex’). There’s a couple we might tentatively whisper in the ear of a chosen few (‘Do you ever, you know, […]

Women’s desire for sex is complicated, not strictly hormonal, study finds

Women who are emotionally healthy, in satisfying relationships had more sex drive than those who weren’t as happy, study says. STORY HIGHLIGHTS Doctors have thought testosterone might help women with a low libido Study finds women with higher testosterone levels have only a slightly stronger sex drive There is no drug in the U.S. approved […]

Naked couple having sex in their car causes traffic chaos as drivers become gawkers

Sex stops traffic WHEN police were called to a traffic jam outside a remote strip club and jail, they saw drivers gawking at a parked car rocking. There had also been complaints about the activities inside the car and when Springfield Police Department officers opened a door to the vehicle they found Kelli Knutson, 24, and […]

Missy Jubilee. Fukbook Tries to Fuk Me Once More

Facebook have banned me permanently because I would not out myself and give them my real name and address. I have had two serious stalking events in the last 3 months. Not cyber stalking. Real stalking. If you haven’t been stalked, let me tell you it’s freaky. Facebook is determined to deliver ‘real people’ to […]

Does Romance Kill Men’s Sex Drive?

Romance primes her body for the bedroom. But for men, it may have the opposite effect. Turns out, there may be a scientific reason why movies based on Nicholas Sparks novels are called “chick flicks.” Watching romantic movies revs women’s sex drives — but it also dampens men’s desire to hit the sheets, according to a […]

TVI Portugal

A very kind note from the producer at TVI in Portugal. TVI is the first television station in the world to show the Future Sex Love Art Projekt on commercial TV. It can’t be porn, if it’s on commercial TV right? “We’ve decided that your work deserved two episodes on our series ‘Naked Files’. It […]

Psycho Sexual

Pyscho Sexual Background Writing Life Is Poetry “You’ll Turn Out Ordinary If You’re Not Careful” (Ann Brashares) As Part Of The Plea Bargaining For The Upcoming Trial It Was Suggested By My Lawyers That I See The Best In The Field Of Broken Brains A Clinical Neuropsychologist With Word Salad After Her Name B.Sc (Hons), […]

Australian Weekend Style

  A photo essay of where we live. And Sundays Small town by the sea in Australia, population 2000 This may not be typical for all Australians, most of who live in Sydney or Melbourne p.s. we don’t live in that colourful house. It’s just a cool house. We live on a 20 acre farm […]

The Otherside

Missy Jubilee. Otherside Remixxx Music From The Film ‘Voyeur’ Background Writing The Otherside Remixxx Life The Brief Is High Concept. Low Budget Scene 2 Take 42 Not Fumbling. Stumbling Away From The Cliffs Edge With A Cosmic Caution From The Emo-Verse My Life Has Entered A Strange Duality Hope About The Future Fear About […]


  12.30pm Saturday Breakfast Australian coastal style Temperature 34 degrees Fine & sunny 100 metres from our local beach Us, after shooting the episode ‘Blue’ this morning, the first shooting we have done for a month (since the train came off the tracks and hit a chair) This is us doing what we do Living […]

Missy Jubilee. 041. Then. Full Transcript

Missy Jubilee. 041. Then. Full Transcript Watch film I Can’t Forget The Words You Never Said   Then  A Short Film By Missy Jubilee Episode 41 Of 250 Of The Future Sex Love Art Projekt Then The Post Pussification Of A Deviant Mind 20th September 2014 Home I Went To A Very Dark Place Then I […]

My 7 Most Erotic Memories

My 7 Most Erotic Memories Erotic: of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire. Last Sunday morning I laid in bed sipping hot coffee and gazing out my sun-streaked bedroom window. As I made my way to the bottom of my coffee mug, I thought about what makes some sexual experiences sexier […]

Loose. Episode 43. Soundtrack

Loosey. A Short Film About Best Friends By Missy Jubilee. Soundtrack Release ‘I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends’ -John Lennon & Paul McCartney, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band An Anatomy Of My Best Friendship 1982. We Meet At Kindergarten 1982-2012. We Do Stuff Together Nov 2013. I Am Her Bridesmaid […]

‘You got a screw loose girl’

‘Me’ A photo by Max Jubilee “Winds of change they blow in my direction” – Fitz & The Tantrums. Picking Up The Pieces Loosey. A Film About Friendship By Missy Jubilee Pre-Release Background Writing Who Are You Really? I Ask That All The Time I Am Missy Jubilee I Deconstruct Myself On A Regular Basis I Swing […]

Sex doesn’t sell: the decline of British porn

A visit to the beige, windowless rooms of the Xbiz adult industry conference reveals a business on its deathbed, agonising over regulations – and full of men who tell you they worry about what their children watch online It would be hard to imagine a more tedious annual conference, with panel debates on “e-billing, best […]

Guilty As Fuck

  Missy Jubilee. Guilty. As Charged. Soundtrack What Was Monster About? It’s About Me Going To Jail I Was The Bear In The Forest. The Bears Were Prisoners The Crazy Forest Is Either Jail, Or Psychiatric Detention Either Or It’s Going To Be One Or The Other In 30 Days – There Is No Lonelier […]

Monster! Where? There!

  There – Where Is There? There? It’s All Crazy There It’s All Circular There And All Roads Lead Back To Malice There. With Intent Or Not. But Why Do You Care? – Is It To Be Or Not Be A Monster When Life Is Imitating Art Imitating A Roundabout Imitating A Car Crash Imitating […]

(Sex) Toy

Listen To Soundtrack The Record Of Arrest Remixxx Soundtrack For The Episode: Toy   (Sex) Toy By Missy Jubilee A scar Because It’s Hurtful And Empathetically You Know That It Was… <Insert Judgement Here> There Is Nothing Glorious About Irresponsibility Or Lack Of Responsibility No-One Wins That Sum Game <Insert Statement About Someone Else To […]

Should You Have Sex While Driving? An Examination

It’s more common than you might think—but is it safe? Road head: Is it worth it? Science now has the answer. But before we get to that, let’s find out who’s doing it: In a first-of-its-kind study from the University of South Dakota, researchers found that about a third of college-aged men have engaged in […]

Ooops Sunshine

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Episode 42 Sunshine

Episode 42 Sunshine Pre-Release Review Password: Boom   Background briefing as a poem   So Here We Are In Another Heated One Sided Conversation   I Began This Project As An Investigation To Turn Silences Into Words What Was Unutterable, Into Vision To Make My Whirling World Stand Still For A Moment Each Film […]

Why nipples were much more than just a trend at London Fashion Week

From Christopher Kane to Tom Ford to Erdem, nipples were the leftfield trend of London fashion week. But there was more to the exposure than just grabbing headlines From pasties at Tom Ford, to stripped bare and beautiful at Burberry, nipples were everywhere this fashion week and, perhaps most surprisingly, audiences seemed largely nonplussed. Christopher […]

Choose the Right Mattress for Your Sex Style with This Guide

Not all mattresses are made equal. Likewise, not everyone has sex the same way. If you’re wondering whether a particular mattress can handle how you conduct your business, sleep blog Sleep Like the Dead has your back. The guide looks at a variety of criteria such as how bouncy it is, how much friction it […]

Sex therapy: Stop trying to be ‘normal’

Three experts talk about how sexual expectations are changing and the issues they are asked to address Dr Meg Barker, sex and relationship therapist and author of Rewriting the Rules People are very scared of not being normal. By far the most common question I’ve heard as a therapist is “Am I normal?” And people […]

No Sex Tonight Means Sex Tonight

When a woman in your company verbalizes her stray thoughts about sex, for whatever purpose, you can be sure that your odds of sex with her that night have risen significantly. Reader Arbiter recounts, Off topic: yesterday I stayed at a girl’s place, someone I had been seeing every now and then earlier this year, […]

This MRI Sex Tape Is Real and Pretty Weird

In their search for increasingly harder -cores, the porn industry has pioneered hundreds of techniques in the photography of human genitals, from Hustler’s “pink-shots” to the now-standard penetration close-up. But for all their perversion, smut peddlers have never able to match the clinical kinkiness of scientists, who, like Trent Reznor, want to feel you from […]

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Hurt. Episode 42. Pre-release Script

Episode 42: Hurt Long Title: I Hurt Myself Today. And I Became A Cliche Strapline: To Be A Creator. Not A Destroyer By: Missy Jubilee – Long Form Treatment. Pre-release Script – Writing On This Episode Started 5.50pm 11th October Finished At 12.03am 12th October 2014 Six Hours Of Post Psychosis Clarity Blues – Hurt […]

Then. SFW Version

So this is Then. But safe for work. *I ask myself if this is a cop out. *I wait for a reply (that’s me with the *) *Whoever I’m asking is very reflective today. No. They. She. Says. It’s a badge of honour (I don’t know who the person without the * is) *Whatttt?? How […]