Fifty Shades of Red-Faced: Firefighters see rise in handcuff call-outs thanks to erotica

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London Fire Brigade said in the past three years it had turned out to 79 such incidents – and nine instances of men with rings stuck on their penises – and urged people “always keep the keys handy”.

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his penis trapped in a vacuum cleaner.
Most people see a device for making toast, but some see something a lot more sexy.

Third officer Dave Brown, said: “Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out to could be prevented with a little common sense.

“I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.

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