Archive | June, 2013

Hong Kong man, 66, finds he’s a woman after all

A 66-year-old who lived his whole life as a man was given a surprising diagnosis after visiting the doctor in Hong Kong with a swollen abdomen – he was a woman. Doctors realised the patient was female after they found the swelling came from a large cyst on an ovary, the Hong Kong Medical Journal […]

Mutton dressed as Lamb. Really

Breakfast radio host Lisa Fernandez is concerned the provocative outfits on her daughter’s Barbie dolls will encourage the three-year-old to dress inappropriately when she grows up. And she’s gone all out to try to prevent that happening. After being told by her daughter that she should dress like Barbie, Fernandez decided to make the offending […]

Scores of men outed on ‘wall of shame’

Their professions read like a roll call of respectability – several lawyers, a surgeon, a doctor, two dentists, two college professors, a teacher and a financial adviser are among their ranks, all based in affluent suburbia east of New York. But their police mugshots have been released on a “wall of shame” after more than […]

When women want more sex

The stereotype is that men want more sex than women do – but what happens when it’s the other way around? Women are often portrayed as having low sex drives and that any visit to their sexy town requires more campaigning and negotiation than a UN security council meeting. But what if a woman has […]

Is your mind closed to an open relationship?

Though in the main I’ve had monogamous relationships, I always suspected as I matured and became more secure in myself, I’d face up to the fact I would be happiest with multiple lovers, sometimes at the same time, but no one forever. Perhaps I would be emotionally monogamous to a particularly lovely fellow. However he’d […]

You should say something. You really should.

This sounds like a deep and meaningful at 4am in a nightclub with the girl with the red hair that you just met in the bathroom five minutes ago doing blow together. Not that that has ever happened to me. But I think we were talking about the unfairness of nightclubs charging $5 for tap […]

Gay Apples

I think this apple is coming between us. But it is admiring our fabulous haircuts and perfect lips. So I’m unsure of what to do next. Sex. Or admiration. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.

Lesbians rule the Planet

Oh look. It’s two females. Naked. And they’re touching. And looking at each other. This must mean this photo was taken just seconds before they started having sex with each other. If the proportion of naked girls touching in artistic photos indicated the size of the lipstick lesbian population, statistically, there would be no room […]

To tell or not to tell

So you have been best friends since school, you’ve laughed, cried and ridden this rollercoaster called life together.  It feels like there’s nothing you haven’t pulled each other out of or through. So what do you do if you find out that a friend is being cheated on? Melinda Capel, 36, a stay at home […]

Boy Scouts and the Making of American Youth

For more than a century, the Boy Scouts of America has had something of a monopoly on neckerchiefs, knot-tying, merit badges and all manner of backcountry skills for boys, treating snakebite and frostbite alike. No more. The protracted debate over whether to allow gay Scouts and Scout leaders has angered many church leaders and parents […]

Licking Arse screensaver

Life is about kicking arse, not licking it. Well, sometimes it’s about licking it. More free sexy screensavers at http://www.missyjubilee.com.

It was there last night

Must be down there somewhere. Oh. There it is. Thank goodness. I was starting to get worried.

Skinny is good. Maybe

You need to stop walking and eat something sweetheart. Skinny is good up to a point.

Topless protesters storm Klum’s model finale

Two bare-breasted female protesters burst on to the stage at the final of Germany’s Next Top Model TV show, hosted by the German ex-supermodel Heidi Klum late Thursday. As the finalists appeared with Klum, two Femen feminist supporters, one with “Heidi Horror Picture Show” written in English across her naked chest and stomach, stormed on […]

Bizarrre: Man gropes woman’s thigh, then photographs her

POLICE are hunting for a man who indecently assaulted and photographed a woman in a car park in Perth’s southern suburbs at the weekend. The 32-year-old woman was assaulted about 1pm on Saturday in the car park of the Gateways Shopping Centre in Success. The woman had parked her car near the post office entrance […]

Aussie ironwoman linked to Man U star

It’s the international romance that has everyone talking and looks set to keep tongues wagging. The high-profile hook-up between Aussie IronWoman Candice Falzon and Manchester United star recruit Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira hit Fleet Street headlines after Falzon posted snaps on Twitter of herself at Old Trafford watching two matches last month. Friends of […]

Missyland released on Vimeo

The 16th release of The Future Love Sex Art Projekt released on Vimeo and http://www.missyjubilee.com

See Topless Woman? Just Move On, Police Are Told

In the cold of February, as New York City police officers gathered for their daily orders at roll call, they were given a rather unusual command, for both its timing and its substance: If they happened upon a topless woman, they were not to arrest her. The command was read at 10 consecutive roll calls. […]

Ghostbustin’

Ghosts: they’re cruel and sexy bastards. That’s what an unnamed Tasmanian man learned when he set up a camera to film their supernatural antics, ala Paranormal Activity, and instead got to watch his 28 year old wife boning his 16 year old son. Apparently his wife laughed it off as a misunderstanding, but junior admitted […]

Girls Gone Wild

You may recall that Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, was recently found guilty of false imprisonment, assault and interfering with a witness. Well, he’s identified who the real guilty party is: you people in the jury, who are just all jealous of the fact that you’re not Joe Francis. “Just to convict people […]

Clarke and Hinze want $7m in Point Piper

American billionaire and Netscape founder Jim Clarke and his Australian wife, model Kristy Hinze, have listed their Point Piper bolthole for more than $7 million. The couple’s spacious three-bedroom apartment is in the waterfront block Sienna, which they bought in 2009 for $7.65 million from receivers PPB Advisory after the developer Michael Bezzina, of Bezzina […]

Knock at the door, couple find badly injured naked man

Detectives are yet to interview a seriously injured man who was naked when he knocked on the door of an elderly couple’s home in Sydney’s west and pleaded for help. The man, aged in his 20s, was believed to be suffering from a number of injuries, including bleeding from a serious cut to his hand, […]

Michael Douglas contracted the cancer-causing HPV virus through oral sex

Yesterday, Hollywood actor Michael Douglas announced that his battle with thyroid cancer was caused by oral sex – or more specifically, the HPV virus frequently contracted through oral sex. The 68 year-old, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, initially blamed an indulgent lifestyle of cigarettes and […]

Don’t take it personally

Regarding the release of H.2.OH.No, Julian wrote: “damn it missy, you shift me into the most powerful sexual organ, my mind, and there I would like to hold you in my arms til you couldn’t stand it any more and you would freak out, but i would hold you till you surrender, but then its […]

Hello Kitty

Yeah, I’m 15, but I tell you one thing. If that Hello Kitty bitch ever tried to move in on my man, I’d slit that cartoon-cat cunt’s throat and jump-flip-chop all the way back to my dojo. Read more Vice

Outrage over plan to cap abuse claims

Nobody knew why Roslyn Parker was nicknamed ”Matches” until 2009, when she revealed she had been raped 50 years earlier at the age of nine. After the sexual abuse started, Roslyn ran away from home and would scream if anyone got too close to her. She was called ”Matches” because she would ”light up” so […]

Sydney man accused of putting wife through Russian roulette ordeal

A man who subjected his wife to a terrifying ordeal of Russian roulette has pleaded guilty to weapons offences in a Sydney court. George Batista is accused of pulling out a revolver in the garage of the home he shared with his de facto wife in Greystanes in western Sydney in December 2010. He loaded […]

‘I did too much damage – drug damage’: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt spent his seven year marriage to Jennifer Aniston feeling lost in a drug haze, a new article in Esquire Magazine reveals. “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage,” the 49-year-old star says in the profile which hits newsstands at the end of the month. “I was […]

Fourth man charged in connection with ‘sex antics’ murder case

Police have charged a fourth person over the shooting death of a 24-year-old woman in Melbourne’s north-west last month. Kara Doyle, 24, died in hospital on April 23, six days after she arrived, injured, at an Avondale Heights service station in the company of two men. A 43-year-old man from Avondale Heights was charged on […]