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Monster! Where? There!

  There – Where Is There? There? It’s All Crazy There It’s All Circular There And All Roads Lead Back To Malice There. With Intent Or Not. But Why Do You Care? – Is It To Be Or Not Be A Monster When Life Is Imitating Art Imitating A Roundabout Imitating A Car Crash Imitating […]

(Sex) Toy

Listen To Soundtrack The Record Of Arrest Remixxx Soundtrack For The Episode: Toy   (Sex) Toy By Missy Jubilee A scar Because It’s Hurtful And Empathetically You Know That It Was… <Insert Judgement Here> There Is Nothing Glorious About Irresponsibility Or Lack Of Responsibility No-One Wins That Sum Game <Insert Statement About Someone Else To […]

Should You Have Sex While Driving? An Examination

It’s more common than you might think—but is it safe? Road head: Is it worth it? Science now has the answer. But before we get to that, let’s find out who’s doing it: In a first-of-its-kind study from the University of South Dakota, researchers found that about a third of college-aged men have engaged in […]

Ooops Sunshine

For some reason that file corrupted overnight, so let’s try that again Episode 42 Sunshine Pre-Release Review http://www.missyjubilee.com/members Password: Boom

Episode 42 Sunshine

Episode 42 Sunshine Pre-Release Review http://www.missyjubilee.com/members Password: Boom   Background briefing as a poem   So Here We Are In Another Heated One Sided Conversation   I Began This Project As An Investigation To Turn Silences Into Words What Was Unutterable, Into Vision To Make My Whirling World Stand Still For A Moment Each Film […]

Why nipples were much more than just a trend at London Fashion Week

From Christopher Kane to Tom Ford to Erdem, nipples were the leftfield trend of London fashion week. But there was more to the exposure than just grabbing headlines From pasties at Tom Ford, to stripped bare and beautiful at Burberry, nipples were everywhere this fashion week and, perhaps most surprisingly, audiences seemed largely nonplussed. Christopher […]

Choose the Right Mattress for Your Sex Style with This Guide

Not all mattresses are made equal. Likewise, not everyone has sex the same way. If you’re wondering whether a particular mattress can handle how you conduct your business, sleep blog Sleep Like the Dead has your back. The guide looks at a variety of criteria such as how bouncy it is, how much friction it […]

Sex therapy: Stop trying to be ‘normal’

Three experts talk about how sexual expectations are changing and the issues they are asked to address Dr Meg Barker, sex and relationship therapist and author of Rewriting the Rules People are very scared of not being normal. By far the most common question I’ve heard as a therapist is “Am I normal?” And people […]

No Sex Tonight Means Sex Tonight

When a woman in your company verbalizes her stray thoughts about sex, for whatever purpose, you can be sure that your odds of sex with her that night have risen significantly. Reader Arbiter recounts, Off topic: yesterday I stayed at a girl’s place, someone I had been seeing every now and then earlier this year, […]

This MRI Sex Tape Is Real and Pretty Weird

In their search for increasingly harder -cores, the porn industry has pioneered hundreds of techniques in the photography of human genitals, from Hustler’s “pink-shots” to the now-standard penetration close-up. But for all their perversion, smut peddlers have never able to match the clinical kinkiness of scientists, who, like Trent Reznor, want to feel you from […]

Do You? Pervert

So…. On A Lighter Note, Society Says If You Have Looked At A Photo Of A Naked Lady Recently You Might Be A Pervert Just Saying – Episode 43.1: Perve02 Preview Long Title: Everyone’s A Pervert. Sorted. Good Meeting. Same Time Next Week? Strapline: Me Watching You Watching Me By: Missy Jubilee – Pre-Release Script […]

Hurt. Episode 42. Pre-release Script

Episode 42: Hurt Long Title: I Hurt Myself Today. And I Became A Cliche Strapline: To Be A Creator. Not A Destroyer By: Missy Jubilee – Long Form Treatment. Pre-release Script – Writing On This Episode Started 5.50pm 11th October Finished At 12.03am 12th October 2014 Six Hours Of Post Psychosis Clarity Blues – Hurt […]

Then. SFW Version

So this is Then. But safe for work. *I ask myself if this is a cop out. *I wait for a reply (that’s me with the *) *Whoever I’m asking is very reflective today. No. They. She. Says. It’s a badge of honour (I don’t know who the person without the * is) *Whatttt?? How […]

5 Ways to Have Fun in Bed Even if You Feel ‘Fat’

It happens every time — just when you’ve had a few too many salty fries and you are left feeling uncomfortably bloated and blimp-like, your man wants to get it on. What’s a gal to do? Say “yes” but try to keep her Spanx on during sex? Put the kibosh on the whole carnal idea? […]

Can women think their way to more frequent orgasms?

A new study has found a link between sexy thoughts and the female orgasm, says Tania Gomez. Research has found that women who regularly reach orgasm during sex reported having more erotic thoughts and seemed to be more present in the moment when they were having intercourse than those who did not orgasm regularly during […]

Then

  So, episode 41, here it is. It is called Then. And a pre-release review is available for viewing at: http://www.missyjubilee.com/members Password: Now So, this episode. Firstly, it was totally unplanned. A spontaneous eruption of gaseous vapour where there wasn’t notes before. Like that volcano in Japan this week. Just stuff pouring out and chasing […]

A Gentleman’s Guide To Sex In Prison

1 When I tell people that I recently finished serving a 10-year prison sentence for armed robbery, mostly in maximum-security facilities, I often feel a question lingering in the air. The moment I sense it, I try to respond to the awkward silence in some offhanded way, though it is hard to be blithe and […]

Then

Then By Missy Jubilee. – Written one hour after coming out of a 48 hour psychotic episode 20th September 2014 – I went to a very dark place. For 48 hours. Then I have just come back And I made that film. This. In ten minutes. That’s that About back then – I understand where […]

This.

This. This is two mental breakdowns. Together. This is us. At this time. This. But I choose to focus on. This. Because you are too beautiful. I am too broken. And this life is too short. We’ll heal. If we focus on. Password: This. https://missy-jubilee.squarespace.com/videos/

Notorious

One of those long intimate post thingys huh? Sooooo…what’s this one about then? Here’s the answer for minimalists who don’t like reading and are pushed for time. New remix. Notorious B.I.G. Missy. Here. Click. Push play. Boom boom. Bye bye. Now, for those of you who stayed, three things: Firstly, hello…. 2. this is the […]

The Top 10 Reasons We’re Not Having Sex Tonight

 A little while ago, some assclown made the news for keeping an Excel spreadsheet of his wife’s excuses for not having sex with him, and sharing it with the world. I can only imagine that makes her want him that much more. In case my beloved husband is keeping track, I would like to preemptively get […]

Will We Accept Pornosexuals As We Have Homosexuals?

A conversation with either a creep or victim of discrimination I got in conversation recently with this decent fellow. We talked about all manner of things–an interesting guy. At one point I asked him about his relationship status. His response went something like this: “Actually I’m a Pornosexual. I rely entirely on porn for my […]

Get It On

What’s on my mind? Penises. That’s what’s on my mind. First things first, here’s the new remix release from the upcoming film Penis Envy (I wonder what that could be about?) This remix is T Rex’s classic Get It On, but maybe a little different to how you’ve ever heard it. It will be the […]

Court grants man divorce over wife’s demand for excessive sex

MUMBAI: A man, who sought separation from his wife alleging that she was aggressive and autocratic with an insatiable appetite for sex, was granted divorce by a family court here. “Due to respondent’s (wife’s) non-appearance before the court, the petitioner’s (husband’s) evidence remains unchallenged on record. Hence this court has no option but to accept […]

Full Script. Episode 40. Fear

  Watch film Fear Monsters don’t sleep under my bed They live in my head So people say I’m Missy Jubilee. And this is me at work. It’s very meta I know I’m a film maker, artist, experimental writer & sound sculptor As a film maker, my subject is sexuality & the origins of desire […]

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary

Have you ever played “what’s grosser than gross?” a childhood game where people try to outdo themselves in grotesque scenarios until one person gives up? Let’s play it now with the horrifying knowledge that somewhere, somehow, people may have actually done the shit I’m about to tell you. Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with […]

Emmys 2014: Sarah Silverman on ‘Masters of Sex’ nudity – ‘They’re just boobs’

  Sarah Silverman doesn’t have any problems with her character’s nudity on Showtime’s “Masters of Sex.” “They’re just boobs,” she tells reporters backstage after her Emmy win Monday night (Sept. 25). “I feel like I’ve suddenly been doing nudity since I turned 40. They’re just boobs,” she cracks after winning the statue for Outstanding Writing […]

Her Favorite Places for Public Sex

Where do women want to get frisky in public? We asked, and these 4 indoor and outdoor locations top her list                                                     Summer’s not over yet, so take this advice […]

Man evicted over loud, squeaky sex swing

BERLIN — A German court says a landlady was within her rights to evict a man for persistently using a squeaky swing set in his apartment late at night as a sex prop. The court in Munich said Friday the unidentified man installed the “very old” chain swing set in his apartment in 2012 and […]

What are the main reasons men pay for sex?

There’s a stereotypical image of the kind of men who go to prostitutes. But how do they explain paying for sex? Fred and Laura go on walks, take weekend breaks away, amble round markets and often have meals out. They have a laugh together over things they’ve seen on TV. But they can fight and […]

Report Suggests Sex With Robots Will Be Commonplace By 2025

                    While I don’t put a ton of stock into political polls, I do pay attention to research polls, especially those conducted by PEW. While science fiction is a good indicator of what might come down the pike with regards to science and technology, asking current […]

How is this painting ‘pornographic’ and ‘disgusting’?

You might think that in an art world that encompasses the Chapman brothers’ phallus-nosed children and Jeff Koons’ lascivious studies of La Cicciolina (sample title: “Dirty Jeff On Top”), you would have to sweat blood to produce a work so offensively sexual it would be ejected from a top London gallery. This, however, was the […]

New Magaluf sex scandal: British couple photographed having sex on beach in front of families

    A couple have been pictured having sex in front of young families on a Magaluf beach, sparking further outrage about the debauched behaviour of Brits in the Majorca holiday resort. Photographs of the British pair were printed by The Sun newspaper this morning. They appear to show them having sex in the sea […]

 Watch full film Script for Core: A preview of Normcore You have now seen me naked in 50 films but do you know me? do you know what i like? do you know what i want? do you know what i need? do you know what i think? do you know what i see? do […]

Is the era of the virgin over?

                        New research proves that a generation of women knows there’s nothing wrong with having sex – no matter what the purity-obsessed crusaders say   It’s been six years since Miley Cyrus showed off her purity ring alongside her virginity-touting teen pals. It’s been […]

Ohio morgue worker Kenneth Douglas had sex with up to 100 corpses

  A MORGUE attendant has admitted he may have had sex with as many as 100 female corpses. Kenneth Douglas, from the city of Hamilton, Ohio, was arrested, charged and sentenced to three years in prison in 2008 after DNA from his semen was found inside the body of murder victim, 19-year-old Karen Range. The […]

The Porn In Your Head

Everyone knows the usual scenarios—the mysterious stranger, the threesome, meeting and making love to George Clooney. But sexual fantasies are more varied than we imagine, says Wendy Maltz, asex therapist and author of Private Thoughts: Exploring the Power of Women’s Sexual Fantasies. In scripted fantasies—which we conjure while having sex or daydreaming, and which involve […]

Sex and Silicon Valley: the veritable arms race of the dating app industry

Silicon Valley has long attracted young entrepreneurs and software engineers with the promise of wealth. Now it shimmers with an additional appeal: sex. The technology boom has given many of the industry’s workers in the San Francisco bay area money, confidence and a hedonistic tinge at odds with the stereotype of shy geeks. Long hours […]

Having A TV In Your Bedroom Equals More, Better Sex

A recent study has found that couples with a television in the bedroom are more likely to bone, and more often. A personal study has found that only having an AM/FM clock radio almost always leads to masturbating solo. The very important research looked into the relationships of 2,431 people to see how the TV […]

14 Sex Myths—Busted!

Think you know a thing or two about sex? You may be right, but you may also be way off-base. Read on to see what widely accepted “truths” can use a bit of a refresh. Once you arm yourself with this intel, put it into action. She’ll thank you—and you’ll thank us. Myth: Sex is […]

Hold Me Tight. Are You There For Me?

Love demands the reassurance of touch. Most fights are really protests over emotional disconnection. Underneath the distress, partners are desperate to know: Are you there for me? I grew up in my parents’ pub in England, where there was always a lot of drama. And all the drama—fights, flirting, tears, tantrums—revolved around love. I also […]

Donald Trump would not have sex with Kim Kardashian. Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assumethat’s part of the rich tapestry here. […]

Four Lies the Church Taught Me About Sex

The evangelical church has a lot of work to do correcting the distorted ways we talk about sex Written by Lily Dunn | Saturday, June 14, 2014 “As someone who waited until I was married to have sex, I was assured that I would be guaranteed an easy and rewarding sex life. When reality turned […]

Help! I’m having erotic dreams about colleagues

Q: I FREQUENTLY have explicit sexual dreams about colleagues, even though I’m in a satisfying relationship with my long-term boyfriend. Why? A: You’re unlikely to have crushes on all of your male colleagues, so the dreams certainly shouldn’t be interpreted literally. Experts say the contents of our dreams is symbolic, and rarely means what it […]

Ohio Man Arrested Again For Public Sex Acts With A Pool Raft

Hamilton, Ohio (CBS CLEVELAND) – On Ohio man with a history of engaging in public sex acts with pool rafts was arrested Wednesday morning, accused again for the same alleged behavior near a highway. Police say Edwin Tobergta, 35, was seen having simulated sex with a pink life raft on Route 4 around 8 a.m. […]

Do you see yourself in a mankini?

                I blame Sacha Baron Cohen and his creation of The Mankini for this latest development in the next ‘must have’ for the beach. Yes, it’s not off the shoulder but it is off the bum cheek and is the latest thing for a guy to be seen […]

Hyper-Sex Media Has Dangerous Consequences

Do the media promote the notion that men deserve sex, and women ought to give it to them? And does that sharpen the rejection that some men experience when sex is not so easy to arrange in the real world? And can that have seriously dangerous consequences for women in a society that is stocked […]

Sex addicts fight for help

Sex and pornography addicts continue to face the cold shoulder from government with victims unable to access its funding to treat the disease. CEO for the Addiction Action Campaign Warren Whitfield said the organisation had approached parliament four years ago to appeal for the specific addictions to be recognized alongside that of drugs and alcohol […]

The Great Australian Sex Census reveals the sex habits of Australians

ARE you looking to spice up your sex life? Stop dating that boring accountant and nab yourself a tradie or a lawyer. Your job title says a lot more about you than you think, according to the results of Australia’s largest sex survey. The Great Australian Sex Census, conducted by dating site redhotpie.com.au, surveyed 17,000 Aussies […]

BREAKING NEWS: People Had Gross Sex in Sea Isle

                                      From CBS Philly: A young couple from Philadelphia had sex in the ocean in a Jersey Shore town while a crowd of onlookers formed, police said. The couple — a 27-year-old male and a 23-year-old female, […]

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